Pee in it

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can’t be that difficult

Probably make you gag the first mouthful

You know what to do

^ if you got found out you would become the legend of that boy at school who had sex with his family pet.

I was in a Weatherspoons in Glasgow two years back picking up a visa, it was a pretty grotty one down on the main road leading towards that shopping center.

I was driving so couldn’t join anybody else with their all day drinking at 9am, but I enjoyed breakfast and a cup of tea.

When I went to the toilet, a very large man followed me in, and asked me if he could watch me wee, I politely declined, he said something about having just been chatting to me on Grinder.

I left just as another man walked in on his smart phone, I assume looking for his new friend to watch pee.

I continued to enjoy the remains of my breakfast, the two gentlemen must have had a very long pee as there were in there ages.

Quirrell, I’ve just fitted the vittoria XN pro tyres are they really that bad on wet roads?

I made a u-turn, and went down like I was on ice, I then headed home and found the back end twitching all over the place in heavy rain, very odd experience.

Vittoria Cross XN Pro Folding Look ok but how long do they lasy

They will try and kill you on wet roads though.

Panaracer Gravel Kings replaced my Croxx XN Pros and so far I haven’t been spat off on any wet corners

Only time in my adult life I bought a new bike was two years ago from Wheelies service was dire – ordered mudguards fitted, ones they recommended, they called back to say they didn’t fit, I suggested they fitted mudguards that they recommended again and had another go.

So they sent me a brand new CX bike, with **** crudcatcher on the tale and the front down tube, bunch of ****, a damaged crank that had a gouge out of it, brake cables not tightened and gears not indexed.

****

Thanks though to my Mum’s immortal line of “do you want to be laid on the road smelling your own brains?”, I wear one.

You have just reminded me of one of those expat oddities from my past.

He was American, lived in the same small town as us, worked at the local uni, he was about 6’7″ and skinny as a skinny thing.

He also wore a full face motorbike helmet everywhere, on his motor bike, on motorbike taxis, while walking down the street, around the uni ground, he took it off to eat, and teach. I assume he didn’t sleep in it.

Great big white thing with his blood group written on the outside of it, and emergency contact numbers.

He was only in town about 6 months before he ran/moved on.

Hearthstone

Start peeing in the sink, but leave the door open to see

piss in the sink. that’ll show em.

That was the first thought that came to my mind too, the second was their kettle, third was their fishpond, or all three.

Do they……. I can hardly bring myself to say it……

use Comic Sans ?

They are quite vulgar with their hand movements.

I’ve got an original pair of 601s attached to an exposure amp, on 30in stands filled with sand. I forgot how good they were.

B&W have just been bought out though by a tech-startup

while mademoiselle is sleeping like a tranquillised hog, sneak your pinky finger up her ring
finger and note at which point your finger is matched for diameter.

I’m confused, and excited by this post. How does putting one’s finger in their partners bum let you know the size of their ring finger? I am assuming that you have to somehow measure the stretch. How reliable is this?

I was asked today by one of the questioned yesterday – How far up the mermaid would it be before it was classed as cannibalism.

They had been mulling this over most of last night.

I’ve done it a few times with 99.99% chinese gold in ounce and two ounce bars – made some beer money

a 58cm surly disc trucker has just come up for sale locally, i’m 193cm, the owner thinks it will fit.

I would worry they were like the fish from bad grandpa

I have quizzed many today on this topic.

Responses range from – No that is disgusting, they can think so no, if they were dangerous I would, no…but if it was cooked in front of me I might be tempted.

my favourite – would they smell of fish?

Keep a mermaid in it

^ I rate them, only had one puncture no idea how that came about as there was no hole in the inner tube.

So general thinking is that if one washed up dead on the beach that you had seen swimming shortly before hand it would be acceptable to cook her there and then.

Free range may be more acceptable than farmed.

^ Wrong thread, you want to be here http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/whats-the-funniest-thing-youve-ever-said

I imagine they are like lizards and when they lose their tail it regrows a body and the body regrows a tail

You could grow cannabis in it, hold people hostage, keep a pike in there or fill it with spiders and renact indiana jones

😀

Either my Rab Vapourise – love it

Or my North Face Vladistok jacket which was so bloody warm, I could only ever wear a t-shirt under it in -30. Forgetting to take jumpers with me and sitting in draughty restaurants wasnt cool though.

gaah wrong forum

A can of teargas and a tazer from guns2u.com – can’t quite recall why I made that purchase but that is what I bought for the first time online.

Bought bike, rode once, put on Marathon Plus tires, made sure direction was ok, shipped overseas to new job.

Got bike, built it up, looked at front forks, disc brake was on the other side, odd I thought, checked tires, wrong direction, swapped tire around, couldn’t get to fit to bike, **** forks bent isn’t it.

Oh no, actually I’ve attached the stem with the forks on backwards, had to redo the whole thing, swap tire backaround. THen I discovered I hate Marathons anyway.

Go find the vampire rabbit, and the shoe tree

theburglarsdog – pub reviews of newcastle is dead.

Free Trade
Ship Inn
Tyne
Cluney
Tanners

Do a pub crawl around them. Good days fun

eat some of the mushroms at the start and enjoy the day

“The Queen Mum is dead???”, oh that was me this morning, not sure how I missed that one.

Or morning briefing a few weeks back while discussing record breaking event that is being planned – “we could play the Record Breakers theme tune, and have someone dress up as Roy Castle.”

Silence from the room, forgetting that those who are younger than me and British won’t remember him and the rest are from other parts of the world.

“Don’t tell me he is a nonce like Jimmy Saville, not another Yewtree” Wide eyes staring back at me with the “he didn’t just say that, did he?” looks like the love to give when my mouth overtakes my brain.

Later that day I had to let people know that Roy Castle wasn’t a nonce.

Do I need premium to share it internally in the house?

Can I build a server from a standard pc parts, HDD etc and run it off there?

I have just discover a shop locally selling a set of exposure mono power amps and preamp for 600gbps, I should be able to trader in my integrated super xx and change for 300.

Temptation

Should Croatia, Romania or Serbia be part of EU?