I’ve raved in one of the towers of the tyne bridge

Technical Itch

Joker records

Amazing album – Plug

Anything late 90s Panacea

How much beer glass is never empty at my local restaurant.

Electromagnetic door locks in just love the way that it can hold a door shut.

The splay on my salsa cowbells, it just looks cool

My mate sublet his apartment out for a patsy kensit movie as the green room.

Sundayevening having been partying for two days I found myself talking to a man in a kilt. I must have looked a state having not slept for days.

At some.point in the conversation he asked.me.if I recognised him. I didn’t . He told.me he was the bad guy from the fight scene in MI2 on the beach.

My response was less than flattering – Was that the shit mission impossible?

Mortified friends told me to call it a night at that point.

My one, bought second hand only ever worked once, came as a package so not.too fussed
No idea what model it is but will try the battery trick. Strap is long gone though.

Having just scrubbed the bog after my daughter left what appeared to be cement stuck to it yes.

Yes 14 years ago.

Go get a toilet out of a skip, put it in the place the pooer goes. If they don’t use the provided toilet you know it is malicious then.

I love a good man bag.

Go all out and get a large bum bag with a shoulder strap.

Or something handmade from that craft website Ette Etihad or whatever it is called.

I like a nice bit of hand dyed felt, with hand stitched leather

Bean cans? Pfft.

We had a mate with a farm, and a friend with a dad who homebrewed.

We used to get shotgun cartridges from our farming mate and small co2 canisters from our brewing mate. Puncture CO2 canister, put propellant from shotgun into it and make a fuse.

We blew a basketball swallowing hole in a friends frozenn garden one time, put out the neioghbours greenhouse.

Another time – stupidly stuck a glowing splint into the end of one when it went out, don’t know how we werent’t killed maimed or blinded by it. Couldn’t hear for a couple of days properly.

The fertilizer and diesel , that is a whole other story, which a couple of friends got a slap for from the local policeman.

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/travel-products/405027-anyone-use-modafinil-provigil-jet-lag.html
Try it you will be amazed

Get some modafanil great for jet lag

Ear plugs – not just for trying to sleep with, but when he is grizzling and crying and you are walking around with him at 2am getting stressed out, it cuts down on the terrible annoying and upsetting noise they make.

I imagine noise cancelling headphones might work as well.

Give a set to your wife as well.

Can you not start leaving your dildo collection on your doorstep, see how her likes it

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Requiem For A Dream. Some films I can watch over and over again. That film I could only ever watch once.

Harrowing movie, great to let your mates watch when they are off somewhat worst for wear – mushroom season + requiem for a dream = traumatised friends

Buy exactly the same shoes as he has, but two sizes too small, and replace them one night, and swap them back the next.

Repeat.

I once put a few drops of Tobasco on mine during one of those weird rugby team games. I don’t recommend it, although it got me a couple of pints. The guy after me, Big T, dipped his in ground white pepper. I gathered from the expression, and length of time he spent washing it in the pub toilet sink, that it was harder to wash off the pepper, and it make have got under things.

Whatever ones you get, get multiple pairs

Note worse than going away for getting them and not being able to sleep.

Worn them now for ten years or more and like a security blanket I am lost without them

Laser ones as posted above are the best

Stay in a hotel. Job done.

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Our daughter was grabbed by a man in Newcastle when we were there on holiday, pushed away by my wife, he grabbed and kissed our daughter, she is 5. WHen I called 101 after my wife told me they took it really seriously. Unable to catch the person, but I was very impressed with how serious the event was taken.

I had only called in just in case it had happened before and they wanted a record of it.

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Try these – I got them on kickstarter and they are fantastic

Zero DAC headphones inner ear

Is it not better that it is regular customers and not lots of random people?

Go out at night time, with no torch and only a basic GPS, get yourself tangled in the barb wire across the footpath, and wait until the next person comes along to rescue you.

Sue council, fences removed.

Call the 101 and report that you think you saw a man with a gun going into the house shouting angrily.

Watch with a few beers on your doorstep report back here.

I ride in a country where stray dogs are the norm, ones which don’t chase bikes, motorbikes or runners.

Local forums have various discussions on how to manage dogs – from a mild ammonia solution in a water pistol, to carrying a can to whack them with, to using a sling shot.

The most effective I have found is shouting at them, loud and aggressive, I find “get out of it” the easiest to get a decent roar with. I’ve stood down a pack of 30 dogs on my own in the mountains.

Arnold **** is what they should be called. Google them and see how much hate there is for thm out there.

I bought a car and returned it withnin 24 hours due to the steering failing.

When I was buying it, I wanted to part finance it and they refused to give me the Apr. Too complicated to calculate it. Worked it out came to 20% ****

At some point in my rather hazy past, I spent a few days with a group of traveling psytrancehippy types who were riding around on bikes similar to that, modified to carry their stilts, and equipment.

It was the Queen’s jubilee weekend, and I met them at a rave down in Durham, in farmers field, and they road back to the Tanners in Newcastle where they put on a street performance, tightroping across the road between two lamposts.

Very hazy period of my life that, but I seem to remember it being quite good fun.

Was that on Pauper Air?

What airlines charge for headphones?

https://pokevision.com/

I have two things to say on this

Masturbating in the workplace is a serious offence

Even if it is in your lunch break in a cubicle with the door locked?

What you need to do, is wait until he is at the sink, run up beside him and piss in the sink next to him. The curve of the sink will cause the piss to naturally curl, leap out of the edge and soak him right on his crotch.

Tried exoressvpn it is working

Do you have big hands? I found the drops on the midge were too small, and ended up with my palms resting on the end of the bar, which wasn’t comfortable at all.

There was no partying involved in this, although a bit of a hangover from plane boozing.

I saw the dog today, it is definitely a mangy dog, not a horse.

16 weeks

I don’t understand how that works, every time I poo it always hits the backboard

I worked for McKenzie clothing one summer before they went bust. My job was to sort out the thousands of odd, returned shoes that they had been throwing in the warehouse for years.

As I started to run out of pairs, I was told to match closest sizes, 9 with 9 1/2 10 with 11.

Near the end of it, I was just sticking shoes of the same appearance in boxes to be sold.

Long summer that.