Mexico is a shithole. Fact. If you like doing the Tijuana two-step with your lunch running down your inside leg, go for it.
The people are all bone idle. So is the jungle – it can’t even be arsed growing higher than 6 ft, so it’s not even a proper jungle. Just an overgrown charmless scrub full of snakes and biting spiders.
The only living thing that can be bothered actually doing anything in Mexico are the mosquitos, so if you like coming home with ankles that look like something out of a Beryl Cook painting, Mexico is the place for you.
And don’t get me started on the yanks – loudmouth morons who like nothing more than sitting in the pool pouring lager in one end and pissing it out of the other without even standing up. Vile.
Apart from that, it’s great.
Great review!
not at all what i experienced, but i was im Mexico city then Puerto Vallata which was lovely but i have heard it gets a bit awful during spring break