my wife puts her makeup in the fridge

Friend of mine does too, they do live in the Caribbean though!

Lol
Nah I have tried but they need to get the manager to call back!

It’s a phrase that was used often in the military, meaning get something sorted. It wasn’t meant to be taken literally.

Well he does! (My MD)

How much business do you do with the courier? If its small ie not in the 10’s thousands I reckon you would likely to go to the bottom of the pile of stuff to sort and might not even bother doing business with you again.

We do do about 12k with them but thats not the point surely

yes why not paid for swearing at someone on a phone whats not to like about that request?

It has crossed my mind to pretend to phone and totally lose it becoming a total mr sweary

I’m sure he’d laugh……

Was he serious?

Yup

He is the MD and is not known for managerial skills!

Actually, I think I might do it in a joking way, “I’m calling to chase this. Yeah, I know these things happen. My boss isn’t happy, he told me to throw a few F’s your way, so if you can chase it up for me it’ll get the miserable sod off my bit for a back. Ta

yes used this method before

If I was on the other end of the phone can’t think i would be too helpful if i was being abused

I have been firm and complaining but i think asking me to swear at some poor sap that isn’t at fault is a bit much

Chew?

well we did that last night!

april fool?

well technically I was a march fool for cocking up a roast beef but i havent suggested picking any spagetti from a tree now have I !

Funky
Thats something I hadn’t though of!

my missus did say it was odd there wasn’t much fat but i think we just cooked it too quickly as well

Yeah it was a supermarket “special” oh well live and learn

Slow cooker – nice idea!

Use it as a filling for Steak and Stilton pie – it until tender first.

I guess you mean beat it up?

No it wasn’t very fatty, we may have cooked it too hot (180) was nice and pink in the middle though

13. “There was no egg slicer in the apartment…”
OMG!! I’d have just come straight home…..

But i’m guessing there was a knife!

I like No 13 random complainer!

I struggle with long sentences- I had to google that!

But I struggle with long sentences too

I was expecting a grumpy keyboard warrior!

Keep on bugging him though, he’ll have to let you know what he wants to do eventually

Love the brake! Do superstar do pads for that?

Keep on asking, remind him what he is missing, you never know he could be heading towards some kind of depression?

or

he may not like you anymore

You have a BO problem

or just maybe just doesn’t want to ride (odd I know but it is possible) 😀

FFS though BOTH PADS at once!!!!!!!!!!
That is not just the odd failure

http://www.underdog.co.uk/ perhaps
they may take notice then!

I was looking to buy new pads soon, never had a problem with SS ones, making me think twice now though!!!!

I use 525 brakes – anyone had those pads fail?

Mexico is a shithole. Fact. If you like doing the Tijuana two-step with your lunch running down your inside leg, go for it.

The people are all bone idle. So is the jungle – it can’t even be arsed growing higher than 6 ft, so it’s not even a proper jungle. Just an overgrown charmless scrub full of snakes and biting spiders.

The only living thing that can be bothered actually doing anything in Mexico are the mosquitos, so if you like coming home with ankles that look like something out of a Beryl Cook painting, Mexico is the place for you.

And don’t get me started on the yanks – loudmouth morons who like nothing more than sitting in the pool pouring lager in one end and pissing it out of the other without even standing up. Vile.

Apart from that, it’s great.

Great review!
not at all what i experienced, but i was im Mexico city then Puerto Vallata which was lovely but i have heard it gets a bit awful during spring break

It’s just like a regular bar of chocolate only with all the taste removed. Come on, Twirl, where’s your soul, where’s your god damned passion? I know that when you wanted to grow up you wanted to be a Ripple, but sometimes we’ve got to just roll with the punches and play with the hand we’re dealt. But no, you’re content just to sit there in your insipid, yellow and purple wrapper, looking like some bastard lovechild of that Quality Street with the hazelnut in it and a peanut M&M, only with the charisma of neither. You are to chocolate as daytime TV is to high drama. You’re a sad, pathetic excuse for a chocolate bar and you should take a long, hard look at your like. Even the Yorkie bar can be made interesting by snapping off the individually lettered chunks, amending the ‘O’ into a ‘C’ with a sharp knife, and rearranging to make a Crikey bar. And, AND, it bloody well tastes of something. And it’s still JUST CHOCOLATE! What’s your goddamn excuse? I’ve had more interesting white chocolate, and that’s just all the crap that’s left over when you make chocolate but don’t put any bloody chocolate in it. Pull yourself together, you utter waste of cocoa.

And it hasn’t got cherries in it

Heathen, I bet you like cheese with fruit in too.

Spot on! that cheddar with the fruit cake in was sublime!

Seriously the sour cherrys against the bitter dark choccy……………mmmmmmmm

After Green and Blacks cherry all chocolate is disappointing to me now!

Mastiles
Why did you have to remind me of Frogger
thats my afternoon then! 🙂

Wow fast replies guys

Cheers

XC

Pitch /holmbury hill for me

I dont think getting another dog is a good idea at all, not until kids are older

Oh and long shot but if it’s one of ours we’ll always take him back (as most beardie breeders will)

My wife is a bearded collie breeder
I have had them for 25 years

This is not normal behavior for the breed, something is wrong- get it checked by a vet or maybe talk to your breeder

i dont think the dog is ill in anyway he has just taken a dislike to my kids as they are loud and bouncing around all the time like young kids do.

This is not normal

he doesnt like the fact they sometimes bump intoi them and he has had to take a backseat since we had children

there is a long waiting list for rescue beardies at the moment, beardie rescue should be able to help

Where are you based?

don’t ever tighten the collar

Ah i do do this
I also have pastic rim tape
They go as i am riding normally (uphill recently)

Thanks for the tips Guys!

Funniest vid for ages

is it steeper or slipperier than it looks?

Shant

xcgb:
Form FAIL

People in glass houses etc etc.
I was referring to myself!

I was retaliating to the Crufts thread, no Alsatian needed here