Cancelled until Sunday.

Use one of these saddle packs [/url]with tube, patches, tyre levers, chain link and tool.
Also carry in back pockets pump, phone, money, rain jacket, another spare tube ( twice I have had two punctures at same time ) and some food depending on how far I am going.

djglover – Member
Mongrel dogs with strings of sausages in their mouths being chased down the street by big, fat, ruddy-faced butchers.

Runaways with all their belongings gathered up in a handkerchief at the end of a stick.

Bobbies who bend at the knees whilst saying “‘Allo ‘allo ‘allo”.

Burglars in stripey tops and masks, clambering over garden walls with bags marked “SWAG”.

People with toothache wearing a bandage wrapped right the way around from the jaw to the top of their head.

Postmen, Milkmen and Bus Conductors who wear their hats at a jaunty angle.

Vicars falling off their bicycles after being distracted by a lady with large and lovely breasts.

Escaped convicts prowling the streets in arrow-covered all-in-one suits with ball and chains attached to one leg.

Policemen clipping young boys around the earhole on grounds of insolence.

People slipping on banana skins.

Blokes with rattles at football matches.

Park-keepers and school caretakers in policemen style uniformwho have an inherent hatred of children and anything which might be construed as being fun.

Big fat women and their small skinny husbands at the beach.

Cuts and grazes dressed with 2 plasters in the shape of a cross.

Detectives looking through huge magnifying glasses.

I was wondering where Ron Manager went to.

nickjb – Member
There was a chap killed in Bristol a few years back. They were historic crane tracks but pretty similar. Fell on the track then hit his head before ending up in the dock. They’ve now closed the area to cyclists but have put a new (and better) cycle path in that bypasses that stretch.

They could have covered them like this to avoid that… 😕

SunPat peanut butter

My mid life motorbike is now a Suzuki GSXS1000F
Went the sportsbike route for a year or two, dropped bars etc. and found that I wasn`t as agile as my younger days.
Can`t fault the Gixxus for what it is.

Scam.
Cash/transfer or nothing.

This is what happened last time I did that !

It is just the same with different people, as mentioned already it is the script writers who are running the show and the chance to change it has been missed.
Bit of a cop out really and I am no fan of Chris Evans as he reminds me of a kids entertainer about as talented as Timmy Mallet.
Maybe the producer will land one on Evans this time round.
That would be entertaining.

steveoath – Member
On a residential course with a bunch of 10 year olds as colleague overheard part of a late night conversation with the line “and that’s why Switzerland is the best small country in the world”/

Well the flag is a big plus I suppose.

Theory first.
CBT shortly after.
MOD 1 (twice) 😳
MOD 2 thereafter.
All in about three months beginning to end and used Bike It in Paisley.
Really enjoyed the whole process and getting lessons helped after I passed.
Even though I could ride anyway it helped to get pointers to make me a better rider.

“peddles”
Its a right cock up.

Did he ask your name?
Had that a few times as they want to check Strava for flyby to see if they are better than you are.

Tried selling motorbike on Gumtree and got nothing but scam emails.
Same M/O on every one.
Haven`t used since.

I saw Chris Evan’s willy in the flesh once

Is that where his sense of humour originates?

As for the Top Gear line up is beginning to resemble entertainers at a kids party.
Maybe that`s the idea!

Samsung one does the business.

I stopped just before I hit “Buy it Now” option.

Used this stuff…..
http://www.justridingalong.com/wheel-milk.html
No idea if its better but its an alternative.

Using this model for over a year with no problems.

http://uk.transcend-info.com/Products/No-498

Not expensive,good quality day or night and also sound is good if thats important.
Added bonus of iphone app to access it for whatever you want.

I have my own team kit….

Seen them at Isle of Man a few weeks ago , amazing to see.
IoM advertised it as a “free show” .
Would like to see them charge anyone for that, or do the Arrows do a fly past with a bucket.

Another close one….

BurnBob – Member

I used to go swimming in Scotland’s only lake

Lake of Mentieth isn`t the only one

Pressmennan Lake
Lake of the Hirsel
Lake Louise
Raith Lake
Cally Lake
Manxmans Lake

Arrived today 🙂

One of these from Costco £370

Better than any other ones I found ,and as good as Snap On ? I`m sure some may argue that.

HTH

Build all new houses in flood potential areas on stilts.
Save any future grief.

Off website…..

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Amnesiac walks into a bar and asks the barman …

“Do I come here often”

Amnesiac walks into a bar and asks the barman …

“Do I come here often”

The Marriot,5 minutes away.
Used Holiday Extras to book family room 3 of us,b&b ,car parked for the week and taxi included in price there and back.
About £70 after cashback

“I`m a Celebrity, get me Out of Here” takes on an entire new meaning.

Girl giving her b/f a b/j in full view next to Loch Venechar.
Didn`t stop her though.

It`s a known fact that all bike thieves cannot spell.

My Mom.

In a regular show style ….

http://youtu.be/kuCV4-CXwOs

94 Marin still use it regularly.

The island of Kauai.
That good I may do it again. 😀

Lezyne micro caddy. Enough room for tube etc. and fits neatly under saddle with Velcro straps on rails.
Lezyne alloy drive pump as it has the flexi adaptor old school style to avoid snapping valve.

HTH

Both food related.

Taggart (Mark McManus),now deceased, buying chips in local chippy.
Bruce Anstey eating an ice cream ,I was looking more at ice cream tbh thinking that I wanted one until I realised who it was.

Im out. It isnt a singlespeed.