I met an older woman at a club the other night.
This isnt usually my thing but she was attractive enough for a 50-year-old. We had a few drinks, danced a little bit and the next thing you know my hand was caressing her thigh and she was whispering dirty nothings in my ear.
She asked me if Id ever had a sportsmans double a mother and daughter 3-some?
I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says tonight was my lucky night.
We went back to her place. She put the sitting room lights on and shouted upstairs: “Mum you still awake?”