I was staying at at the Holiday Inn Express in Stirling a few years back and went to the Brewers Fayre (or whatever) over the road for my tea. At the next table was a large family (any 2 would have weighed more than the 4 of my family us 8O ). The Husband had a large starter, a mixed grill and something with custard (enough to have kept me going for 3 days).
Back at the hotel,watching the football in the Great Room downstairs, fat family from the pub come in and sit in the corner like a heard of Jabba the Hutts. A couple of chaps had ordered a Dominos Pizza and were eating them in front of the telly, could see the lardies looking in an envious way at the pizza, It did look quite nice admittedly but there's only so much a person can eat in a couple of hours…..or so I thought.
30 mins later 4 HUGE pizzas arrive (they must have been about 18" across)and are consumed by the huge family. I was staggered!! 8O