Was having a mind scenario as well
“Anything to declare?”
Me: yes, i have a bike
“Is it yours?”
Me: apparently
” what is the intention of that bike in US soil, sir”
Me: im going to UTAH to ride like i saw in Red Bull TV, it is my hobby, you know 😀
“You have to pay import tax for that sir”
Me: wtf?! …what, for riding my bike in US soil because its my hobby?
“Yes, sir”
Me: ah, ok..i would like to declare my camera as i love taking photos during my ride as well.. You know my hobby 😕
“Ok sir, please go to window 3 for paying tax import duty”
😐