On a short jaunt out I prefer to carry the following:
9 malted milk biscuit (one for each of the 7 dwarfs & 2 for zac toogood)
Grandpapas old poo spade (from the great war)
My trust Bowie knife
A snifter of Mrs Hoggins finest Sloe gin (kept in my battered hip flask)
2 woods valve tubes
My sterling silver Rapha dogtags & a bar of the finest ‘Ventoux inspired’ hand soap
A short cage & long cage reach mech & 114 link chain
16 sram split links & 6 pairs of latex gloves
An avalanche probe
2 spare walkie talkies
My trusty barbour jacket
Up lift pass for the day (essential for days at Cannock)
My mobi pressure washer
2 spare tyres (for inclement conditions)
A hard bound Park Tool maintenance book
16 Snap on Spanners, a chain whip, cassette tool and my homemade headset press
160 & 183mm disc rotors
Willo the Jack Russell, his food and his Alessi dog bowl (he won’t eat out of anything else).
My Brooks leather trouser clips
And finally a small pack up (2 cup a soups, a bag of monster munch, my gentlemens relish and 3 triangle marmite sandwiches)
When riding for more than 3 hours i also like to carry…………..