nah, think lower down 😉

I seem to be getting used to not eating much now…

Far less craving for crappy stuff in the evening and the weight is slowly going down might be half way to my target Friday if I’m good until then.

Wow that’s impressive…

…how does his hat stay on?!

That sounds hilarious 😂

Just random musings as I can’t sleep but I’ve realised something after this experience of being single again…

I know I’m not good looking and I’m fat… but 100% of the time I’ve actually managed to get the attention of a girl and actually liked them enough when I’ve met them to put in some effort they have always liked me back (sometimes too much…)  because I’m a decent guy and I’m pretty fun and only one (albeit the longest one) of my relationships ended badly

So although it feels a bit shit to get rejected constantly based on your looks I have realised I must be ok apart from that at least so I think I should give myself a bit more credit than I do.

Probably the same applies for lots of you, not saying you are ugly 😆just sometimes we are too hard on ourselves.

If things don’t work out this time then eventually I’ll find someone else just with my face it takes a while…

I love caffal… Well the decent 😂

I don’t do the climb just my sneaky shortcut way

I’m not allowed to tell anyone let alone post it on the internet!

Cwtch – cuddle

Tamping – angry

Now in a minute – now

You alright or what? – not actually a question

W⚓

🔔🔚

So that explains the Louise thing… All just some mad science gone wrong

Just to bring some closure…

I have been told today what the offence is as it was concluded that it was going to be in the reports to the family court so I was going to find out soon anyway so the legal team cleared them to just tell me.

Perfect timing…

Man I wish I had $500 to waste of flamethrowers…

In general I have had mostly the same experience either dont reply at all, or maybe one or two then nothing…

Then out on the few that have talked to me most were boring and cant hold a conversation. This is why I like this girl because we can sit and chat and it just seems normal…

Ive been on dates where I wanted to shoot myself because of how awkward the silences were and you just end up saying anything to break them

I would also like to retract my statement in the first page of this thread where I said tinder was terrible…

Her Mum is married to her dad still (can check if happily for you?)

24 is only 3 years younger than me so I’m not exactly in the cradle snatcher category lol

I can say 24 is a good age based on my current experience

My ex and the guy she cheated on me with worked together in Asda so I don’t shop there anymore!

I was set on going out with 2 girls I was talking to make (not literal) side-by-side comparison after the first date but then I realised I liked one more than the other already so just asked one and thought see how it goes and maybe fall back on the other if it doesn’t work out.

But so far I’m fairly certain I backed the winning horse so to speak.

She does have a 20 year old sister who is in a relationship with a much older man so if that falls through I’ll let you guys know 😉

C’mon slackers where’s all your weekend stories?

I can’t just keep getting up to stuff everynight to keep the thread going…

No wait, I can 😁

I’ve started my fair share of depressing threads about my life and had a lot of help from this place so glad I can give something back<span style=”font-size: 0.8rem;”> sharing stories of my shenanigans 😆</span>

Who’s next to tell their story then? Didn’t someone else have a date today?

I’m glad there is the “s” in the thread title or it could have easily been misunderstood

What about patients that can’t read?

see tinder thread for explaintation

Jonnyboi I don’t think so but I wouldn’t be to upset…

I know things moved along fairly quickly but surprisingly she hasn’t introduced me to her parents yet

You’d be far more impressed if you knew how ugly/fat I am 😉

I hope you’re satisfied with yourself

And In response to this…

Yes, very

The scores are already in in that regard…

But for the sake of some shred of my dignity/modesty I think I will stop making any specific comments in this thread in case this does lead somewhere and this thread comes back to haunt me 🤔

Hey I’m classing it as 2 dates 😉

 <span style=”color: #444444; font-size: 12.8px;”>I imagine wiggles is busy changing the sheets and doing the washing up though…

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Did I accidentally set up the live stream without realising? This is shockingly accurate 😂

Now off to change the sheets again 😉

Oh god oh god PANIC!

Since my date we’ve been flirting back and forth via text and she mentioned she is on the way back from her friends house (which means going past my house…) So I semi jokingly said she she stop by

And she said yes so she is on the way here 😲

I can see the 2nd one!

Awwwwwww

I’m far from successful 😂

Probably one date in every 10 girls I talk to, I think the key is just ask them out after a day or two don’t leave it too long so they know you are interested in more than messages.

I’d say the answer is a definite yes…

Well date seemed to go ok, had coffee and sat chatting for ages until we were asked if we want anything else which is cafe code for “if not get out” so went outside and sat in my car for a bit (as it was cold) talked for a bit longer didn’t want to push my luck too much so just gave her a hug this time.

I’ll find out if it actually went well if/when she talks to me lol

Was telling my mate I’m going on a date and made an incredible typo

“First dates are more just about finding out if they see me and just rub away”

Obviously I meant run…

<span style=”color: #444444; font-size: 12px;”>Board games for adults or “adult” board games</span>

I dont think there is much cross over of players between the two…

I have one match that I got the first day I joined tinder nearly a year ago but I know my mate used to shag her so I never said anything to her but she is still on there haha

Yeah, that kind of my way of looking at it to (although tbh I have just not mentioned it for a while to some when I didnt think it was going anywhere so thought id at least get something out of it first :lol: )

Some will just not bother because they want someone “perfect” or just dont want to talk about anything serious the better ones will usually respond with opening up a bit about their past/themselves and they are the ones you know that are actually interested in connecting with someone (other than just via the boy/girl parts)

Oh and also I noticed tinder has a search function within your matches… I could be on there 10 years and not have enough to need that to find someone in my matches :lol: