Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

You rode it in the window?

Yeah it was a bit of a Pane though

Unicorn urine.

Not that expensive though as you don’t need much so don’t see the point of bothering with anything else.

Only reason I can really see to do it would be for one armed mountain bikers.

Not sure it would work very well as the levers are designed to operate one brake so not sure they would displace enough fluid to apply pressure to two brakes…

by no means am I in anyway and engineer though…

First drop of them have been and gone mostly at the moment, had deposits paid on them before people even knew what they looked like…

Ear plugs?

Dialled alpine mk3 #want

Any excuse…

G

Local fencing company van always drove past me and my mates on the way to school “Our erection, your protection”

+1 vannila ice

And hammer time…

Just fitted a purgatory to the rear of my bike to try as they are so cheap. Went on my rim (stans flow) perfectly, inflated first time with a a track pump with no leak at all even before I put in any sealant…

Will test it out tomorrow.

Did you pay them in money or biscuits?

What’s wrong with clear tape?

Superstar nano

Specilized do small ones

helitape

Does that mean there will be a baby dirt magazine in a few months?

I couldn’t fit my melon in any if the bell, giro , 661 or fox ones I tried.

Now have a THE in xxl I got in CRC sale.

Bike shops don’t want you to give us loads if old tyres…

Go outdoors have a few if one near you.

It’s the trails coming alive and nipping at your heels as you shred them.

Leisure lakes are, plenty available.

Ive got a 2010 1.6hdi and been great so far, fits the bike in easy with a seat or two folded down, drives ok and averages nearly 50mpg most of the time (mostly shorter journeys) on a long run will do better.

Might be one of the other mekks that has the cable issue but you can’t route them any other way. The cheese is soft enough to bend bit hard enough to snap when you bend it back.

When you turn left the gear cable pulls the front brake on… And the mech hangers are made of cheese.

Duct tape is fine just cut to size

Rolloverability

Not a word…

I use a light&motion front and rear helmet light. Flashes at the back and can direct the front when at junctions etc when my bar light is facing the wrong way. Not fell off so far…

Yep, I’m like this with everything I check my pockets every 5 minutes throughout the day for wallet, phone etc

‘Rigid 69er”

Hehehehe

Spec have a big offer on their 26 and 29 tyres at the moment so you may have a point. Stock up 😉

Stumpy 650b is out already. Ours is waiting to be delivered and there was one at a demo the other day but a lot of people have said they don’t like the cokour .

Spec stumpy evo Ali starts at £2500

Not tried it but was told before you can’t mix the shimano road/MTB stuff.

Rode to work in the sunshine…

Then had a fairly quiet day so cleaned and fettled with my bike and “tested” a trade in bike riding it outside in the sunshine

Specialized Tyres on offer at the moment. £20 and £25 for some decent ones (MTB too…)

Nice looking frame, someone came into the shop with some 35mm LB rims today and they looks awesome and would suit this perfectly.

Something odd about a man using a horse and cart to transport the logs he just cut up with a chainsaw..

Any reason for that phone only?

Nexus 5 is £300 from Google

I once tried to see how much water I could drink… Downed nearly 4 litres and felt like I was going to die. Would not recommended.