My plans have been foiled, my kid just spewed just before he was supposed to for to nursery so will have to rearrange…

There was a pretty interesting sociology paper done that showed the dating pool is massively skewed o Tider. The jist of the paper was – that basically fat chicks and the aethetically challenged on average only swipe/like men who are above average looking – whilst blokes swipe/like everything and anything

Damn I thought that was my secret technique…

Meeting a (hopefully) nice lady for coffee this afternoon… First date in 9+ years 😯

If she’s called Louise… Run!

Call the cops and tell them they have left a baby in the garden all day, wait till they smash the door in and ask what happened.

Seems the only sensible option

It doesn’t really matter what Labour say about anything as Corbyn is unelectable as a Prime Minister

See this is the shit that the media creates

“I don’t care if May promised to personally kill my nan and corbyn comes out with actual policies that will benefit society, he is unlectable because people told me so”

But…. Did you get any hot chicks round to look at your fancy picture?

This thread needs to come to a conclusion, I am deeply concerned he will never find out

My most successful picture on tinder doesn’t have my face in it…

No not that, my tattoo

Why have all you weirdos got so many names for woodlice? They already have a name…

Firstly very sorry to hear about all this seems you are coping as well as could be expected.

Secondly, you are doing a very admirable thing by stepping in to look after this girl in one the hardest things imaginable.

where’s to be avoided

Sunderland

Next step… back on the dating sites… not gonna meet anyone sat at home watching TV am I!

That’s the whole point isn’t it so you can meet women while sat at home watching TV?

Or am I doing it wrong? 😀

Current issue in my house is fiancee wants to see my chin before we get married

Seems risky, what if it isn’t what she imagined and runs off with David Coulthard

I know you said not Wales…

But 3 cliffs bay is good, I have pitched my tent 5 foot from the edge of the cliff and had the best view ever, beach is a bit hard to get down to but as a result is basically deserted.

Worth a look.

You’re in a marketplace, boys. You have to stand out from every other schmuck

What if I add an eye patch and cravat?

if you wear jeans and a checked shirt to a first date, you deserve to be celibate for ever

Well you’ve just ruined my plans…

I’m not even joking!

Chips, cheese and curry sauce (from the chippy obviously)

This is pure stw hive mind stuff here, genius

Stationary fetish? How turned on can you get from standing still?

You assume they’re standing 😉

Think of it as a mild form of necrophilia

No, but I once saw a “flightless” big fat domestic goose fly off into the distance. Was hard explaining that to the person I was looking after it for…

Happy birthday, have a good one

Cannabis laws are just stupid, even a lot of the police know that people get away with a lot because the police just take it off them and basically apologise for doing so and let them go off to buy/grow more.

Glad to see a lot of people feeling better, been to see the doc he was really good gave me my meds but also helped out with some other stuff seemed to genuinely care unlike others I’ve seen who have basically just said “have some drugs for that”

As above id keep quiet until the next ones comes along, If they know you want to leave they will find ways to make it happen usually (in my experience either by blaming you for things/nitpicking everything you do or by just making your working life hell so you say “**** this im off”).

Eventually, yes.

From a bee related death or other causes?

Bees do kill more people than sharks 😉

Glad to here things are looking up Grum 🙂

Today (somewhat selfishly I suppose) I spoke to a homeless man in town who was telling me about him self and that he hadn’t eaten anything in ages, I gave him my change so he could go get something but it really puts your own problems in perspective.

I’ve never seen her before, but I think I’m onboard (so to speak)

Well I’m off to the doctor’s today for some meds, been off them a while but starting to feel like things are getting on top of me again so trying to sort it out before things get too bad.

I’m currently on a “break” (unpaid) from work now I’m looking after the kids full time so need to make sure I stay fully functioning for them, I feel positive that I am taking action at this point in the past I probably would have let it get quite a bit worse before seeking help.

This was me Saturday night…

Horribly drunk threw up in my mates sink and slept on his sofa (next to my mate) it was like being 17 again… Except the following day was much much worse than when I was 17.

I actually pulled as well but had a few lot to many and physically couldn’t handle it had to politely declined the offer

The amount and multiple of average salary is irrelevant. It may be robbery or completely legitimate. It’s a poor argument to just tell about the amount with no details.

How is it irrelevant?

Mine claimed £22k last year, just for accommodation, office and staff costs. No “miscellaneous” claims for duck houses or whatever?.

So even if “legitimate” it would still be a piss take for someone else to claim 5x as much for doing the same job… Presumably their accommodation is much less modest etc

I always liked Billy Connelly’s come back to a heckler “Don’t tell me how to do my job. I wouldn’t come into your work and tell you how to sweep the floor.”

Jimmy Carr version

“I don’t come to your work and knock the sailors cocks out of your mouth, do I?”

I’m on all of them I’ll let you know which one is best once I’ve actually been on a date

lol – all virtual?

Obviously, he is a teenager so verbal communication is non existant

I cant even manage twitter…

Im only 26 and I feel old, my 17 year old brother has about 800 ways he communicates with people.

Mine (Paul Flynn) has been in the seat since before I was born… 1987.

He seems alright, consistently voted against the iraq war when the the majority of labour backed it and has also voted against trident more recently.

He will certainly have my vote again.

Took me far too long to get that

For me, when I feel unwell it’s all about riding it out. Like just holding on when the boat goes into a trough between the waves. For a while as I approach a crisis point the time in the dips gets longer and then as I start to recover, the troughs are shorter and less deep. Sometimes there is a blip and I can feel quite acutely low even as I recover.

That’s very much my coping mechanism, my head starts to wander thinking about all the bad things and I get low, I have to concentrate and start thinking about things to look forward to/be thankful for and I can feel myself slowly rising back up just need to concentrate long enough.

what model are they?