I’m going with sex dungeon related goods… Hence doesn’t want them outside uncovered where neighbours can see

“test” then probably “boobies” once confirmed I had my mates number right

The ripmax one you have linked to should work make sure you have the right charging cable/connectors. If possible get a lipo compatible one for future proofing check out hobbyking for batteries and chargers. Lipo will give a much better run time and often a bit more power.

Glad things are looking up for people.

I am doing a bit better now, got used to my new routine in “single-dad” mode, meds are leveling me out a bit so less anxiety.

Been trying to get out more and actually going on a date tomorrow!

Seems a bit of a waste to not ‘christen’ it…

Surely that’s the point of getting an outdoor sex cauldron

Badger, he looks like a badger.

+1

Assuming he likes mashed potatoes

How much jizz is in there ?

taste it and see how salty it is

I was in work one day by the back door and a car starting slowly rolling down the road about to go straight? into a busy t junction. I managed to get in front of it and stop it (was only going slowly not much of a slope) whilst my mates watched from a distance…

They then came over and gave me a block of wood to chock it. It was about 20 feet forward from where it was parked so I waited for the owner to tell them what happened… They just got straight in drove over the chock and left without even looking at me.

Mine is showing Tory win… Same Labour MP for 30 years, but only 3000 vote margin last time round (smallest ever) and there were 6000 ukip voters last time

Lots of labour signs around though so still hopeful

I failed to keep up with this since the first few weeks (partially down to the breakdown of my relationship/becoming a single dad) but the last month or so I’ve been trying hard to keep my diet under control and I am down about a stone so happy with that. Still plenty to lose still

I had a really old SLR camera that was given to me by a relative when I was a kid, used it quite a lot found it a few years ago and thought it might be worth a few Bob

Turns out it was made in a country that doesn’t exist anymore and there was not single one ever sold on eBay/anywhere to value it…

I had this with BT when I switched before, I paid for the box as part of by bill over 12 months the they asked for it back so I questioned why did I pay for it then, they said that’s just the deal you have to give it back. I asked if they charge me if I don’t, they said no… I still have the box

Yes.

Apart from a flat I had that the bathroom was so small you could pee in the toilet whilst having a shower

“Ok I’ll pass that message on to her when i get a chance but it can be difficult to talk to her because she is such a busty lady”

Talking about the head of my department… Was supposed to say busy.

The other thing was true though

Bite my nails…

It is sort of gross what is under then sometimes and they rip off leaving a sore/bleeding bit on the edges but I can’t help it

Swiss army knife my dad brought home from Switzerland for me when I was about 8

I’d prefer it if the container had been en route from Columbia.

Or Jamaica…

Provided you could fashion a bong out of some stuff washed up on the beach and make a lighter…

Tried making some fancy shots at a house party with something I can’t remember and Bailey’s… I forgot that you are supposed to layer not mix them.

Made about 20 shots of what felt, looked and tasted like curdled vomit. Surprisingly no one wanted one so I and to get rid of them myself

I also once saw a mate attempt to jump over a barbed wire fence, which also has an electric part (who needs both!) Get a bit of the barb wire straight into his scrotum then was stuck in agony being intermittently shocked whilst trying to free his nutsack…

I did nothing to help apart from provide moral support in the form of hysterical unable to breath laughter

That’s brilliant ^

I can imagine you walking home and think “oh crap she must have thought…”

*shudders* I’d rather Corbyn and farron

I once was given some wooden beads of varying sizes to put in one hand, and had to examine my plumbs in the other then tell the doctor which one they were on the scale of tiny to massive.

Being a teenager and young (fit) lady doctor I wasn’t sure to overestimate but then I wasn’t sure what normal was so didn’t want to end up being rushed into surgery for inflamed bollocks or something 😆

Foot fetishists… Seriously of all the awesome body parts feet? Really?

Had a threesome.

(Offers by PM please)

Yeah very dependent on the person, my reaction would be quite different if it was Scarlett? Johansson or John Prescott

C&H

I know a guy called Woodstock… Guess how old he is

Isn’t what they do now just a cycle based on performance?

Eg crap school gets loads of funding, becomes good, funding cut slowly becomes crap again and repeat in most cases

Fatty here, I actually know a lot about diet and fitness from when I actually did them…

But fell into a rut of letting it slip and then it just seeming to hard to get back to “normal” it is not an educational problem more attitude I believe.

I’m seeing the light now and need to be healthy to be around for my kids, fitted into a 36″ pair of trousers today for the first time in years!

I’m not sure what the solution is, but think it is more a social problem than anything.

Ask for proof of postage/delivery?

I have a temporary court order that applies for 3 weeks took over a week to get a copy…

[*]You parents called you yoda?

Edit: damn it

Chilli nachos

Plaza de Colon would make a good story…

Please please do this

“Well I took her up the plaza De colon and seemed like a good time to pop the question”

This thread is great, crazy bike, arguments about barends, great comebacks about ti-brides it has it all.

Given the amount of discussion going on what are they trying to hide? I see gove was interviewed but it must be something bigger than that.

The CPS are about to announce if they are pressing charges for electoral fraud

Funny that all the townie dwelling lefties on here think that hunting with hounds involves people riding horses

“townie-dwelling leftie” here that grew up on a farm…

Did he really? Crikey, I missed all that in my tumescence at the neo-fascists being put to the sword. Again.

😆

There really is no credible reason to bring back fox hunting, end of.

If there are too many foxes, then trap/shoot them. No need to have toffs on horses chasing them with dogs…

Really identify with lots of these posts.

I was wary of meds but citalapram does seem to help me, makes me feel a bit crappy for the first week so just getting through that at the moment.

Also has the added bonus/side effect of making “bedroom activities” last a very long time lol, however im single this time…

for £500 each you can come to my house and ill get the coke and hookers ready, ill throw in a few carrots to sweeten the deal

You realise that is the classic excuse they all use?

I can send him round to provide some evidence if you want? 😉

I’ll collect him when he’s finished 😆