Just to add I genuinely dont remember much of the first few months with either of my kids, think I was just so sleep deprived I just soldiered through it on autopilot but bonus is I dont remember much about how bad it obviously was…

He was miles away from clearing the fence got very lucky!

George orwell’s 1984

This

or somehow people stop reading the daily mail/sun the tory party implodes and there is some hope

I have hit 47mph* on a raleigh mtb with one “working” cantilever brake…

*very briefly downhill on a road

hodgynd – Member
Oh..17 year difference here ..Ive also been “accused ” of being her dad too

As above canaries are nice and warm this time of year but part of spain…

brack – Member
46 here..

My other half is 36 mind ..

I`m happy now the kids are back from their trip didn’t deal too well with being on my own for ages (just basically slept and did not a lot else)

had a decent christmas overall so cant complain too much

£7k is my rent for 18months….

Seems a lot for 2 week holiday

+1 magic mushrooms!!

They arent that bad, you just have to cook them and drink the “juice/soup” dont need to eat the actual mushrooms.

My mate recons he can make a decent tasting soup with them

if it looks like a name enough you might be able to sell it.

Hobbyking is the best place for lipos

“well that’s just like, your opinion, man”

“gortex style” ?

Santa’s getting on a bit might have some prostate issues whilst squeezing Down the chimney

Same as above… anything that starts with filtering by looks is never going to be good for me.

check the battery terminals and earthing points would be where I would start

I’ve got a few days free if you need someone to distract her ;)

(Yes I waited until you confirmed she was fit)

Managed to lose an iPod with 40gb of music on it (not backed up anywhere else)

Worst part was I lost it without leaving the house, was convinced it would turn up when I moved out as must of been somewhere but it never did. Strangely the same thing happened to some car keys in the same house…

yeah its pretty shit for retailers had a £300 purchase on a (unknown to me) stolen credit card they took the goods then a few days later get a call saying the bank taking that money back because the card was stolen…

For your aggressive bell endery you almost deserve it !

merry christmas :lol:

You cant deserve something for threatening someone after they have done something can you? unless you are a time traveler…

So first day on my own today without the kids went to visit my grandparents which was nice but my gramp is not doing great and saw him cry for the first time in my life….

then came home and just slept the rest of the day… hopefully try to get a bit more done over the next few days

I had a nice day with the kids and my parents.

But from tomorrow i`ll be on my own from 10am until friday pretty much so got to keep myself busy.

But to fair plenty of posh English golf clubs have that too, so that’s not really a Welsh thing or a class thing either

Best part was it was a fancy dress party and a mate was dressed as a woman… we went down there because that was where the pool table was and they tried to kick him out and he had a full on argument with some locals that barely came short of whipping his cock out :lol:

The mistake is handing over your remote to guests. Do you let them sleep in your bed and drive your car as well?

Some new trainers as my other ones have holes in and I keep getting wet feet

I went a party at a valleys social club a few year ago and they still had a separate bar with no women allowed…

I had this last Christmas… Wire shorted out on the back of the element, luckily the grill one was indentical so just swapped them over and it lived for a few months longer.

Once had my gas meter run out half way through cooking the Xmas turkey… Luckily there was a 24hr garage open to top it up

Be easy to find them.

Just look out for the ones with gravel stuck in their….knees

hes had his milk and some peanut cookies here

16yo though any alternative?

got any diamonds lying around?

Just saw someone I know on facebook put a picture up of the presents they got there kid (only have one)… there are at least 50 FFS :roll:

I dont know what is worse the kid being so spoilt, they are never going to appreciate all that stuff getting it in one go! or the whole posting all this on facebook, is it really just a competition of who spent the most on their kids

I`m 8 years older than my brother so when he was 2/3 when he started to get all excited about santa I was just getting too old for it all but went along with it to not spoil the magic for him.

My parents didnt ask me until a few years later if I knew he wasnt real :lol:

watching a dodgy slow stream now… not the same

My kids miraculously went to sleep ok so I went upstairs to quietly put a few things in their stocking and the dog came running up and slammed into the door swinging it wide open shining light right into the room with me stood there holding a present and stocking…

Whilst in a “coffee” shop in Amsterdamn I slapped a cheeky bid on a rebreather and won it.

did you get the idea looking at a bong?

That`s tricky as you cant ask the wife where they are…

I had a bit of a panic when I couldn’t find the batteries I stockpiled a while back for many devices that will no doubt need them tomorrow

I find the key to all this is just be a bad role model with a very chaotic life then you never get chosen to be a godparent, easy.

For some reason pictures from flikr dont seem to work?

But aldi pilsner in my council house.

I am terribly below average STW standards