I have a wonky toe from when I broke it, no Idea how I did it just woke* up with it hurting and pointing the wrong way

*topless on on the floor in the middle of a room after a house party, which may explain it somewhat.

Was having a pee before getting in the bath

well la de da Mr fancypants over here

Just had a look on my local craiglist adds 8O

I thought I was pretty open to new experiences but nope nope nope nope :oops:

Group ride in Southampton on the 27th anyone?

I dont think there is generally any riding involved in that scenario…

Scores are in… new haircut is a winner.

Had as much interest tonight as the last week put together 8)

I know you said no crematorium…but if you had that you could have the ashes to spread wherever you like (within reason) have a little gathering etc

Would you feel the same cuddling someone of your sexual orientation rather than someone who is not?

So you wouldn’t want to hug someone you didn’t want to **** ?

To totally different things isn’t it really…

Feta than nothing

A sacrificial fake pipe made of cheese next to it?

Head and beard for a tenber here… And the barbers is under my flat so can’t ask for much more.

No tits though…

My mum’s friend who used to cut my hair is not a small lady so spent most of the haircut “supporting” her with my shoulders/back

For a laugh I changed one of my pictures on the photofeeler to be viewed by men… Let’s just say I’m glad I’m not gay. They were very mean about my jumper :(

Got a (drastic) haircut Today let’s see if that makes any difference ;)

Isn’t that one a month rather than minute though? Even if your not online they can still see you right?

If she keeps talking a bit longer I’ll ask to meet up (not like that… Yet)

That was literally it… She gives decent answers and seems ok have a decent amount in common etc just incapable of doing anything other than answering my questions really. I have replied with another non question answer if she doesn’t come up with something soon I give up

Hey why don’t you ask her?

Then you can join us doing it for real once the divorce is happening :lol:

1.5kg lost this week, pretty happy with that.

I’m actually a bit ahead of schedule according to the fancy graph.

Is that her sole source of income? Only asking because I didn’t think there would be enough money in that sort of thing for a qualified doctor to make it worthwhile, round here it’s all beuticians etc offering it.

Ha, told you!

That girl I stopped messaging a few days ago because she wasn’t really making much effort to keep the conversation going just messaged me again today :wink:

Fungus technique ftw

Thanks weeksy (give me a call if you change your mind ;) )

Poopscoop- same here most relationships have started with “I’m not really looking for a relationship at the moment…” But I eventually wear them down :lol:

But dating based on pictures makes even being able to start talking to most women a bit of a barrier…

I still haven’t got anything higher than “somewhat attractive” with 4 different pictures including one from about 5 years (and stone…) ago :lol:

Giving up coke (the liquid variety) is a lot harder.

If you think that is hard to give up don`t try the other kind 8O

Why are women so picky…

I`m a simple girl I like long walks on the beach, fried chicken and big *****

Very impressive, should really get out and ride my bike more…

Watched a programme about the BC bike (or something with loads of mountains in Canada anyway) race a ages ago and there was a guy with one leg (above knee amputation so nothing to pedal with at all) that did the whole thing with just the power of one leg made me feel very lazy with my 2 legs…

Also does your username have anything to do with how you manage to ride a bike with one leg? 8O

I bet you are faster than me as well…

I feel sorry for you on how much stuff you believe of dating sites if you fell for that sales pitch :lol:

I signed up for a one a while ago that was free and then you start getting “messages” but you cant read them until you pay, I was getting 10 messages a day 8)… I know what I look like i`m not stupid

If you just vote on other pictures you get “karma” points and people vote on your pictures I had 10 votes or so in 24hrs doing that.

but if you wanna be Mr big spender paying extra for people to rate you and having a premium tinder account then go for it :wink: ladies probably like it

Sorry to hear that :(

I had a colleague suddenly die overnight once, left work one evening and then her mum called the next day… I left that office a few days later so never found out what happened.

Sorry to hear that :(

I had a colleague suddenly die overnight once, left work one evening and then her mum called the next day… I left that office a few days later so never found out what happened.

15 years ago petrol was a lot cheaper :wink:

(dont look at the last page where I said I would fly to rome…)

I’m an leg amputee

was that in the last year? as I think that counts as cheating :wink:

Seriously, though well done I`m in a similar boat… mine is just still a lot lower in the water :lol:

I hope I can say something similar in the next year.

Not interested in idiots, hmm…

Just respond with

“*you`re”

if that doesn’t get you laid nothing will

At least when I gave my mums friend a lift in my car she comented on how nice it was :wink:

Would have been better if she wasn’t twice my age and known to only date rich men…

The photofeeler thing is great… if you want to find out that you look smart and trustworthy but not at all attractive :oops: Im testing out pictures of me with various haircuts to try and work out what I should go for next :lol:

36 miles away.

Deal breaker. They got any idea of the price of petrol these days!?

I know! We don’t all drive a prius

Presumably in my case my bike and a pint down the pub should be VAT exempt as they make me feel better, yes?

All you need is a medical degree and a pub and you could be quids in.

Seems like a bit of a laugh, got bored talking to someone from a few days ago… Answers questions and seems nice but just doesn’t make any effort to keep the conversation going

Hopefully things will be ok from tomorrow’s weigh in stated away from the scales for a few days but been low enough on Calories I should be losing weight

The idea of the preset suggestions is they can say things like “prefer a different haircut” or “prefer if you smiled more” rather than just “your a miserable **** with shit hair”

Found a website last night called photofeeler you upload a picture specify if it is dating and select an age range of women to show it to and they rate you on a scale of a few things but can also leave suggestions…. Seems quite interesting.

Unsurprisingly I am pretty low on the attractiveness rating but some useful suggestions, you select from a preset list so basically smile more and get a haircut is the jist of it…

Kept me up at night with all the noise went on for hours and my wheelie bin was blown over… That must be some kind of universal measurement for **** windy

I went to see it on a school trip… Won’t go again

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Tbf my “hairstyle” is probably not much of a plus :lol: