Perhaps we should concentrate on the (generally) BMW driving sales reps parking in disabled or parent-and-child spaces…

Don’t use the disabled spaces, but with parents and children ones I find the people using them that shouldn’t are almost exclusively middle aged grandparents with no kids with them that think they are allowed to park there because they have “grandson on board” sign in the back window of their zafira

Seriously?

It’s not just about physical impairment…

What about a child that finds busy shops extremely overstimulating so being able to get in and out quicker makes things much easier? Or just the safety aspect of not having to walk very far with them through a busy carpark

I thought it was all straight four turbos these days.

that’s all the euro regulations, Mr Dyson isn’t a fan…

My mum bought a Morphy Richards one just before Christmas and already took it back because it’s knackered so wouldn’t advice that one

Yeah definitely when you get to the stage of realising it’s not all bad being single it makes you understand you can afford to be picky and theirs no rush for anything

Yeah im 27 shes 24. If it goes badly I`ll tell her I know an older guy i vaguely know on the internet that I talked about her to might be interested :lol:

My pattern is similar to yours just a bit more compressed… think ive hit the point of realising just see what happens if it doesnt work just start again with someone else.

When I was younger I just kind of felt like I had to latch on like it was my only hope… I`m either more optimistic or more deluded

I thought teresa was a rather “overacted” in the sense she appeared to have some personality which was just very unrealistic

She already made the serial killer joke so dont worry :lol:

Thanks for the tips though I have been on dates from online stuff but not tinder and in all honesty previously It wasn’t really a case of choosing the best out of the ones I was talking to as going out with the one that talked to me so that is why im a bit nervous as I`m going into it thinking she is genuinely very nice rather than convincing myself to go because I have no other option.

But yeah big thing is dont put any pressure on it, if it goes tits up and is awful then Just learn from it and move on…

I am getting nervous now 8O

Talked to her quite a lot to do and seems really nice but dont want to get my hopes up to much as she might run a mile when she sees me :lol:

Ive been clean for a few weeks now… was a packet a day for a while

I get told “nearly there” or “keep going mate” all the time…

Im not a woman just a fat bastard that looks like he is going to keel over at any second :lol:

Don’t go out after dark without a male escort

That could get expensive this time of year

defo walk, there will be others

There would only be a selective pressure if there was no way of grooming. As there are a variety of grooming options the more hirsute are no less likely to produce offspring than others, so no selective pressure to be less hairy.

This, so unless people with alopecia (if that is even genetic) start getting all the chicks then I doubt it.

Do people seriously “eye up” a pair of trousers for years without buying them?

Coming from someone with “are they clean?” as my guide for what to wear

Well asked the normalest (new word needed for this subject) one to grab a coffee next weekend and she said yes so will have to try and not screw that one up might ask the next normalest one as well bit think she prefers things stronger than coffee

I’d 2nd the screen connection/ribbon if it bent that far back could easily be done

Yeah I thought it was great different to what I expected (I like the “standard” Jakie Chan stuff) but it was excellent

Primark

I had a big greasy burger and chips Friday and ate most of a bag of toffee popcorn to myself yesterday :oops:

I seem to have problems with weekends :lol: managed to get things to balance by the end of the week last time so just got to be good the rest of the week and should be alright

Wiggles, left or right?

bit of both unfortunately :lol:

that was me lazily responding to you without quoting you so I said that so no need to get offended :wink:

Seriously had to refuse quite a few when I was younger as I foolishly fell foot first with one and mooochly regret that now.

My life summed up there!

Wasnt much of a hit with the ladies as a teenager as I was just too shy even turned down actual hot girls because I was too scared :oops: then when I was 17/18 I started to get a bit better but then ended up with someone from 18-26 (yes… Louise) so missed out on my shagging prime :lol:

That’s Stockholm Syndrome!

Hey don`t knock my methods :wink: In all honesty I think the ones who said there were just trying to put off the ones who arent willing to put any effort in, fools they were for underestimating how much effort I was putting in for a **** :lol:

yup!

The most hypocritical thing is the kids thing though, loads of single mums get freaked out and stop talking to me when they find out I have kids.

I have decided I am fed up of talking to the weirdos so going to ask 2 of the normal ones out tomorrow (increase my chances of getting a yes :lol: )

Yeah, its not all about age obviously just mean there seems to be more of them in that age group. Might be better for older than as well as younger?

Im a single dad with 2 kids so have very little free time, so younger girls who dont have their own kids would make things a lot easier for having time to meet up etc So the older ones mostly have their own kids so would make things much harder.

Obviously further complicates things if any of these actually go somewhere but that is way off currently

Lol you should try the next bracket up…. might be a couple of I need a baby ones in there

They already exist in the early thirties 8O also there are some 20 years olds that im pretty sure have never had a boyfriend that seem a bit… desperate

Yeah good for me, I`m 27 so 20-24 seems to be less full of crazies than the 26-32 sort of category I spoke to mostly before.

How much conversation do you need? Skip to want to have a drink?

Well with normal people you can just talk about stuff like what you have been up to music, films etc whatever but she didn’t steer the conversation at all and didn’t really say anything interesting… so I gave up.

Spoke to the girl from yesterday again she seems a lot more normal so think I will ask her to go for a drink or something if I talk to her tomorrow.

They have all been 3-7 years younger than me as well.

:D

I gave up on the two from tonight…

One doesn’t know how to hold a conversation and the other one started getting really funny with me saying “is this all we are going to talk about” so when I said “what do you want to talk about then” which didnt go down well :lol: think she was just waiting for me to give her a load of compliments or something

What have you got to lose? (unless you still have your dignity?)
CL in my area is full of large women who want someone to pick them up to engage in activities in a car…

My car is far too small (and lowered) for that :lol:

So you can have over half a pie and its fine…

Although quality does not = quality

One has kids (as usual mentions this straight away in their profile) but when I tell them I also have kids this is seen as some big negative against me :roll:

Another is boring as hell but trying to keep the conversation going just for practice…

I wish :wink:

Although his haircut cost would be one every month for 18 months here :lol:

Well apparently the suggestion from that photofeeler”prefer a different haircut” was very true 8O

Since I did I have 10x the interest…

After my successful weigh in I have **** it all up over the last few days :lol:

After being so single for nearly a year the novelty has worn off :lol:

The man has to re-hydrate at some point

That`ll teach you for not being on tinder 24/7 :wink:

I was talking to the one girl for a few hours this evening, seems promising seems like a nice genuine person but more than likely looking for something more serious, she actually initiated the conversation which is a first for me! Definately interested to see where this goes as she is very local as well

Also spoke to another who matched with me despite being waaaaay out of my league and she actually responded to my message and has talked to me a bit (btw the complimenting the smile thing works great :wink: ) but she lives 48 miles away… so maybe she is just being nice because she knows im far enough away not to be scared of :lol:

Oh god someone said the “E” word…