Yeah if it goes terribly then I`ll be back to make plenty of inappropriate jokes again  ;)

I even told her about some things about me that I usually reserve for after ive had at least some fun first that scare them off very effectively and it doesn’t seem to have worked thus far so we shall see

I know this isnt in the spirit of the thread but I think this girl has potential to be more than a 1 shag wonder

The words blood and stone come to mind

Thanks but I only have a short window of time to meet her so no shenanigans this time at least

Thanks for the suggestions guys, I just want to know so I can ask the kids if anything might of happened but obviously don’t want to bring anything up that isn’t relevant/needed

I raised my concerns months ago as didn’t have any reason to think he was actually a danger just thought it strange that someone would be so quick to get involved with looking after their girlfriends kids….

I tried bumble for a bit… Got maybe 5 matches and not one of them ever said a word to me!

Also on the whole having loads of guys chatting to them thing key there is to get their number to text/WhatsApp or whatever to keep them having to go on tinder to talk to you 😉

I guess it’s not a case of she won’t tell me more that I don’t trust her to tell me the truth so I’m not even going to ask as she might tell me something to put my mind at rest that turns out to be totally untrue.

Yeah but in the words of the social worked that called me “we do not think it is safe for him to be around your children or any children for that matter”

Doesn’t really sound like someone who was a bit of a trouble maker in their youth does it?

Yeah but in the words of the social worked that called me “we do not think it is safe for him to be around your children or any children for that matter”

Doesn’t really sound like someone who was a bit of a trouble maker in their youth does it?

Just to be clear I am Mr Calm and my suggestion was just what it makes me want to do not what I actually will do. The while reason they live with me is because I’m the calm rational one.

Googling thing is a good idea… I’ll have a look think I have his old (parents) address as his mum submitted a statement in the court case

Pfft I used duct tape to fix a broken floor tile in a shop I worked in 5 years ago and it’s still holding up 😎

Not looking forward to the 6N much with Wales injury list 😲

At least get to give some new players a go I suppose

I think you will find that was busted 😏

All those spelling mistakes as well 😆

But yeah same here with a few of them start saying they want to know more about you but then just only talk about really superficial things and don’t ask many questions.

I think it’s just a front to try and put people off who just want a quick Shah

1kg lost this week so not quite as good as the first 2 but still heading the right way… Nearly halfway to my target now

Mmmm… Sausages

@dickyboy – I only had it a few months so I dread to think who had it before me 😳

I had a sofa I was given when I moved into my current place (from a charity) so they only accept ones with the flame retardant tag etc for insurance reasons… Eventually I got a new(ER) and the old one was too big to fit in my car so someone I know had it to burn it for me on their land and apparently he lit it with one match and the whole thing went up like it was covered in petrol 😳

Don’t know if the flame retardant tags were faked or whatever but certainly glad I got rid of it

Well done for sharing, this place can be great for telling randomers stuff you hardly tell anyone…

I’ve been there, was controlled and cut off from most of my friends for years. She would ring me and demand I came home work for some stupid reason and if I said I can’t she would ring my works number 50+ times just hanging up when someone answered until I phoned her back so she could threaten me…

only ended last year and we have kids together so I still have to see her which doesn’t help.

I’m much happier now without her but the worst part is as I have the kids and there are ongoing court proceedings over that she has told everyone I was the abusive one and that was why she left (she was seeing someone else was the real reason)

thanks, although I’m meeting her during the day for coffee so some of those are probably not relevant 🤔

So other than don’t wear shorts any tips for my “date” Saturday?

<span style=”color: #444444; font-size: 12.8px;”>the weekend supplies of condoms</span>

Despite being a grown man I still find it impossible to just buy condoms I always end up buying a few other items to hide them amongst as I walk around the shop

Man this thread really got screwed up by the update, for me it’s only show half the quotes in quote boxes etc

So much for it being a long term source of knowledge 😆

I have eaten a few things I shouldn’t over the last few days due to being away out for dinner etc but still kept the calories in control just eating the wrongs things… So hopefully I’ll still be the right side of the graph come friday

What do you win?

CEO of carillion?

<span style=”color: #444444; font-size: 12.8px; background-color: #eeeeee;”>have you considered whether nicotine is really her aim or smoking is just an enabler for weed?</span>

Seriously? Yeah fags are a gateway drug 🤔

I will second the advise on vaping I started off with a cheap one that was no good, then went to a shop in town spent £75 and got everything needed to do it properly worked fine for a while…

Then I bought some cheap liquid online that tastes crap and bought some fags… Need to go back to the shop in town

If it’s a rebellion thing maybe try telling her you think she looks so cool you are going to smoke as well, that will put her off ;)

I bought a car off a (recently) dead person… Their son just signed the V5 didn’t cause me any hassle

can you do good burnouts in your autos? :wink:

(never driven a decent one so semi serious question)

12 is really convenient for counting on one hand

didnt realise eggs originated from norfolk

I actually met my Ex-louise on a forum… (not this one) and look where that got me :evil:

I`m still very much in the when am I going to find out the massive fault with this girl stage… attractive, seems nice, smart and able to hold a decent conversation and most importantly finds me attractive :?

I have already warned her she may see me in person and run away :lol:

Then we shall still be around to hand out advice on the epidemic of STD’s gained by our loyal followers…

That reminds me I should check the expiry dates… they have been in a wallet for quite a while

EDIT: nope got 2 with 3 years left. That should see me through to my 30`s

Just posting because I dont want this thread to die as it was too amusing :D

I have nothing funny to add at this stage, fed up making conversations keep going with most of them so waiting to see how this date turns out saturday to figure out if I need to keep trying :lol:

I am wondering what’s at the bottom of the marianas trench now.

Water

My parents/grandparents have done alright compared to my £0 so inheritance ftw

Never been in a waitrose…

But sainsburys is about the poshest(best milfs) round here

Corbyn is supporting the tory agenda, he needs to go.

how? by forcing U-turns on lots of their policies?

Deepest thoughts not dirtiest thoughts :wink:

Yeah gender doesnt seem to matter… I just dont get it, when I have the kids in the car I am if anything more risk adverse not taking stupid risks to get one place ahead in stationary traffic