Ex girlfriend of mine hung around with some lads, one of whom had a hot hatchback that was his absolute pride and joy. One of his mates got a key cut and they drove him nuts by making subtle parking changes, they’d move it one space to left or right in a pub carpark, if he’d reversed in they’d turn it around…. he properly thought he was losing the plot! Final straw was when she hid in the boot and climbed through split rear seat to appear sat in the back as he drove along 😉 he had a proper sense of humour failure about it apparently