ref the OP characters, one is the cockney geezer (jeff brazier) who was jade goodys first knob of a hubby and the other is somebody off eastenders and the equally mind numbing tedium for z list nobodies that is the jungle thingy.
+1 for eamon holmes
+1 piers morgan
dominic littlewood day time tv bloke
charles campion (food critic) is ok when he’s beeing family guy peter griffin
jay rayner is the food critic who grates on me, looks like a musketeer