😯

You can see the left wheel race way towards the barrier and make a break for freedom!

It would be a great opportunity for a small group in the audience to play 'bullshit bingo' with the winning team shouting their victory!

😀

UKIP are frankly laughable.

The people who take them seriously are what worry me.

Whilst THIS 😀 [/url] is just all sorts of crazy.

I'm Lib Dem 48%, Green 47% and Lab 36%…

Labour have mutated into a centre right morass. Creeping evermore to the right.

The Tories have gone full reactionary, as you do when your political ground has been appropriated.

The Greens are having to go mainstream just to be heard.

The Lib Dems are still preparing for government.

The BNP…weren't their Teutonic brethren given a righteous shoeing twice last century? Why are people voting for them, seriously though. Mystery to me…

UKIP are the mongoloid ginger bastard step child of the Tories.

Party politics by it's very nature is degenerate. As a result, I've just voted unanimously to go to the fridge to liberate a beer to further the war on thirst.

CHEERS!

Compromise. Make a wicker wheel to the best of your ability…

Wife: But that's not a chair?!?

Hubby: No. But look, it's wheely good…

IGMC

hilldodger – Member

TFFT 😆

😆

cynic-al – Member

Great loss but he would not have wanted folk to be sad.

Be a shame to disappoint the foul old scrote.

😈

Time for Jesus to be brought up to date…

…and sent to the Vatican to sort out the sith pope and his cohorts for once and for all…

GET SOME!!

DIMENSIONAL PORTAL INCURSION AT THE LHC! OH NOES!!![/url]

Farting in a lift is wrong.

On so many levels.

I like watching this guy's herculean efforts to put as much of planet earth as possible between himself, his family and friends!

10/10 for effort.

3/10 for not taking enough risks with the local cuisine.

😛

However, he remains a buttoned up, Scottish distance cycling vegetarian, who cannot change a headset.

This is significant.

Of what, I do not know.

Couldn't decide between a 12 gauge pump action shotgun and an assault rifle, so….

…I'll go with this.

😯

The government in power, the majority of the time, is a reflection of the moral standing of the electorate.

The reason why we have morally corrupt politicians, is that people are either OK with the status quo, content to grumble dejectedly without the willpower to try to effect change or are too easily distr…ooh looky…

🙄

voodoo_chile,

I hope that these helpful replies have put your mind at rest and clarified a number of issues.

If you have any other questions, please do not hesitate to post them. Somebody will be along in due course to answer them too.

😀 😀

richcc,

To be fair though, it can be difficult to tell the difference between stupidity and a spoof website.

I mean take Singletrackworld for instance…. 😈

Saw 'The Thirteenth Floor' yonks ago.

Interesting film but underscores the fact that Hollywood doesn't know/care how technology 'works'.

Watch it nonetheless.

I was surprised that John Malkovich was in it.

Which G5?

Pretty sure later models took faster RAM IIRC.

Seem to remember that RAM cannot be swapped between G4 & G5 models.

HTH.

baccodaddy – Member

…i,d have made him tell me where he lives and i,d have gone and bashed his dog to death with its own kennel

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Best reply yet!

I've got a full rigid Swift due to being stuck in London, budget & space limitations, laziness and creeping suspicion that I would be over biked.

Thanks for all the advice, guys.

Been thinking about the pros and cons of this.

As well as the steepened head angle and the increased possibility of pedal strikes, the crown of the On-One fork looks as if it would come very close to fouling the down tube.

It's also twice the money of the Swift fork. Which is what I'll get.

Thanks again. 🙂

I'm going to avoid bouncy forks, the Swift has been perfectly fine without them.

I've been honest with Sam, it's no warranty replacement!

Was going to buy a new set of forks from Singular via bank transfer, until Lloyds TSB sent the money God knows where.

Christ on a pogo stick, they even informed me that I had sent the money to "single circle". Mongs. 🙄

Whilst I'm waiting for these idiots to get their act together and refund me, I'm having second thoughts about my Swift's forkage…

I suggested that drivers be educated as to the vulnerabilities of cycles, especially during poor visibility.

Also, that on passing a cyclist ALL drivers should apologise to the cyclist for driving in the first place.

😀

/not really/

I thought the tax threshold was 25 years?

I love certain old cars.

The only thing that worries me is crash worthiness. 😯

Rear as in arse?

myfatherwasawolf – Member

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL WHO WERE BORN IN THE 30s 40s 50s 60s and early 70s.

CONGRATULATIONS? IT WAS YOU FECKERS WHO MADE THE WORLD WHAT IT IS TODAY!

It was already broken.

Admittedly we didn't help… 😳

I quite like the TallBoy.

So to speak. Ahem.

Which bike?

Sorry.

Had to be done.

😈

It's more fun buying the frame and speccing it up to your exact requirements and/or budget.

Last Sunday.

Not been able to ride since and will not be able to for at least a week or two as I crashed and bent my 'kin fork!

😡

Thanks for the advice, peeps.

My only experience of Bike Fix was when I bought some 29er inner tubes and a Rohloff oil change kit from them. No complaints, but the place did seem a bit run down.

Hairychested, I got my Chameleon built up at Cycle Surgey at Camden. To be honest I thought the place was much better when the Canadian Manager Eryka was there.

Thought District 9 was a welcome return to 'proper' SciFi. The antithesis of the usual Hollywood overproduced underdeveloped slop.

You lot should download Alive in Joburg.

It's an open source movie short that District 9 grew from. Thought it was very good.

I might end up using 'prawn' as my insult of choice. Or maybe not…

Munqe-chick

What kind of additional costs would I be looking at? I made the fatal error of going on the Jenson website.

Got me eye on a seat post…

🙄

For the unhinged who regularly rage impotently at the world [NSFW][/url]

That was quick [NSFW]![/url]

Just googled "What If"

I got 615,000,000 tedious results.

39,900,000 results however when I googled "**** You".

This might unearth some gems…will report back soon.

😈

Avatar = Pocahontas Dances with Smurfs in Ferngully.

😀

You have my condolences…