come back Wogan, all is forgiven!

. . . . now where did I put that bunting?

Had my new xmas pressie Bell helmet turn up this morning at 7.35am!!

Thanks Wiggle, can't see it though missus has hidden it!

He's not saying hello, . . . he is clearly dancing to the classic "Walk like an Egyptian".

Can't sing, can't dance, can't talk properly, can't get planning permission even though she wants special consent cus she's a celebrity, can't pick a husband, can hit people, people princess!

What's not to like?

You lost me at . . . and returned!

I used "I'm bored of talking to my mates, can I talk to you two.

Worked a treat, still together all though she did admit to me that she's trying to stop me going biking, . . .
at least she's honest, . . . I laughed in her face anyway!

aghh, . . then again, I haven't pushed a pedal for about two months, damn!!

I recently watched Wolverine again and the opening title sequence has go to be one of the best ever, awesome!!

A lounge carpet is pretty straight forward.
There shouldn't be any 'air pockets'………….

Unless…
1. they gave the carpet a good seeing to to get it into place. Does not apply.
2. the carpet has been folded. It came out in a roll so i guess not.
3. the roll of carpet has been bent. Don;t think so.

Any of the above would distort the carpet so that it won't lay flat.

What sort of carpet is it, and what fixing method did they use?

Bog standard normal carpet about a 3/4 inch flock on it, is that the right phrase

The floor wasn't dead flat to start with, used to have laminate down on it and thee was some play under that in one area – but now the carpet is down – its uneven all over the place and not specifically where that problem was?

SB

Proper cringe tv!

Missed most of it, but best bit was when the boy linekar, reffered to James Cordon as an athlete, . . . and Cordon was left speechless!

why did the sheep cross the road?

He had his dick up the chickens arse!

steelers suck, why do i love them so?

Hairdryer and coldness, nothing better, very comforting, do it all day if i could!

and I thought ball sack on a drum kit was bad!

I don't like his music, well from what i've heard anyway.

I look upon Keith Moon's antics in his hey day quite fondly. Yep he was a bit of a **** too probably.

It's living.

I've got some dvs skate shoes with a zig zag grip, . . perfect!

Tucked away in the northern quarter only about 5 mins from where your staying. Good for lunch too.

http://www.simplebar.co.uk/

37 – Graphic Designer (Never half as exciting as it sounds)

Kennedy – The Wedding Present

ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, dddding . . .

cheers guy's can get those mud x's bout £40 pair, tempting!

hire a mouse costume for a day, that'll deter it.

More cost effective!

Put's the Wembley arch to shame!!

nice.

Yes, I know, the grass needs cutting

Grass what grass?, lawn need some serious weeding, and that untreated fence too, shame on you!

I clearly saw a red dot on the refs brow.

Sep Blotto was reported to have been taking shooting lessons last week.

Give each manager one chance each half to review a decision on the pitch.

They inform the 4th official who buzzies the ref, who then halts play.

If the played is reviewed and found to be the correct decision the team has to lose a substitute. If the review beyond doubt proves that, in this example it was indeed hanball. Then there is a free kick given.

All very simple and easy to impliment!

Chap I went to school with had some cut off wellies with marker penned Nike tick on them, classic, so anything it seems is possible for the humble Wellington Boot!

The Kooks, about a year ago at Carling Academy Brum, not my idea, got ropped along, . . . awful, dreary crap music!

The best, The wedding Present about 1996 in alittle place up brum, manic jumping around, mental, ace!

The Jam and The Who

Bizarro – The Wedding Present

Seamonsters – The Wedding Present

The Bends – Radiohead

Hup – The Wonderstuff

I've talked to David Gedge about Spiderman!

What do you call a chicken crossing the road?

Poulty in motion!

Pittsburgh steelers logo

The logo was born in 1962 when the Republic Steel of Cleveland approached the Steelers and suggested that they consider the Steelmark, the insignia used by the American Iron and Steel Institute (AISI), as a helmet logo to honor Pittsburgh's steel heritage. The Steelmark logo, a circle enclosing three diamonds with inward-curving edges (see image on left) and the word 'Steel', was created by U.S. Steel Corp to educate consumers about the importance of steel in their daily lives.

The colors were chosen to promote the attributes for steel:

yellow lightens your work
orange brightens your leisure
blue widens your world
The logo's meaning was later amended to represent the three materials used to produce steel:

yellow for coal
orange for iron ore
and blue for steel scrap

Make them an offer they can't refuse . . .

say you'll work for them for free for the first 2 months, so they can suss you out.

If they refuse, . . . kill the Managers horse and whack the head in his bed!

We could all be millionaires if the bank of england all gave us a million each instead of that quantitive easing boll@x.

We all then just leave the country for warmer climbs. Britain becomes a wilderness sorted!

he asked Tony to do it for him, Blair said no, apparently money wasn't the issue?

if this is what football is coming to, i despair!

it was as if a bunch of petulant toddlers had been starved all day, had all their toys confiscated, and then were turfed out in the cold to kick, scratch and insult each other!

absolutley, she's bound to be in a very forgiving mood/or just won't know what's happening!

Go get a new bike now!

is tri-pods coming back too?

Evens, . . pah! Wossies got Jimmy Carr on again tonight, that's entertainment!!!

sam will bring him through, . . .cammmmmeon sam!