This ones a beauty . . .

cinerama?

I bet he asks for tap water for his dog when he goes to a pub, . . . and then pours it into a plastic cup he produces from his jacket and drinks it himself.

http://www.bikeactive.com/

Have a demo bike apparently, . . . go try it for yourself.

The fact that seemingly no one else has one, . . . is reason enough to go for it in itself, . . IMHO!

Have you tried any Spanish mtb sites?

Hide it under the bed, that's what I did!

She never spotted it!

The ex had a Scott quite light compared to some others, this is listed at 27lb, Women don't tend to like heavy bikes!

It's got a Tora up front too which is better than the forks on the two bikes you mentioned.

http://www.evanscycles.com/products/scott/contessa-10-2009-mountain-bike-ec016272

New since 2005 – 5 years old in June

week in the alps, no mechanicals, no punctures, bent the brake lever but that was my daft fault!!

Garden since decked!!!

Whathaveisaidnow hope you spread your reward about with others who raised this thread

It appears to be nowt, . . . shouldn't be too difficult to distribute that?

In a nutshell, . . . created in error, worked, then remedied.

I've done the decent thing and emailed them regarding this.

I've also phoned them but the lines are busy.

Never know, if I save them a few bucks i might get a free bike out of it, better than a free pair of gloves anyway!

Since Sat I've started having excessive wind/bloating. Is this normal- your gut bacteria adjusting?

Same here, since I ran out of beer and crap food, I've laid right off the alcohol and started eating more alcohol and watching the calories, I too have had bad guts and felt constipated, and felt like I keep needing the loo.

Tis normal.

if you do go for it and master it, beat it, crush it . . . . make it look easy . . .

Then what?

World domination, . . . . very dangerous game.

Stick to gears.

The Edge is hiding god under his hat until the time is right!

He's crap, I bet he can't even dodge a shoe like his mate Dubya either!

loads of bs in that last night, like when he faked the ooh I nearly missed the train bit!!

Give me a break!!

one of those ones on the door which opens as you open the door?

yep, bigger the better though.

We had ours done, for about 5500 all in, through one local company.

That was with twin oven, integrated microwave, (above cooker in a tower), integrated dishwasher, hob, extractor hood, under cabinet lighting, tiled floor, tiled walls, sink, taps . . . .

The appliances were all CDA by the way, they're German, but inexpensive compared to the big boy's, no problems with any of it so far, about 6 months in!

Nothing fancy and fairly small kitchen, bout 12ft x 9ft area, we've got loads of cupbords though.

We did it quite close to the nail, cus we're on about selling it soon.

Don't have an integrated fridge.

Do check doors all close correctly and are fitted correctly.

Have soft shut draws.

Integrate a bin.

Don't pay all the money to the fitters before they've finished the job.

Thanks people, lot of whittling to be done.

http://www.kayak.co.uk

At your leisure.

Spiders, it's full of spiders, that should keep her out!

This should tell you all that you need to know

. . . they like blue?

Zola Bud!

Say no more . . . .

You sure she's not just had a boob job and is just checking herself out?

Finger over corner of lens.

That's Mr Death, I think?

unreasnable 😯

It's a good job you didn't have to spell it out for her!!

So, I could bow to the inevitable and spend a week lying on the golden sand under a clear blue sky slowly turning bright red.

In England?

I'd say North Devon.

Henry Ford was a racist.

Don't come here too often, . . . works for me.

10 years coming up.

Before that I had a racer and used to laugh at people as I sped past them riding Mountain Bikes on the road, their legs going ten to the dozen and going nowhere!!

What qualities do you think you you can bring to this role?

What are your weaknesses?

Crap like that.

I was impressed with Chizzy after the break last night, he needs a decent nickname though . . .

Chizzle me Nizzle?

There is talent there, talent these days just isn't, well, as talented.

He's making tons of cash, doing something he probably doesn't see as being a proper job, and enjoys himself whilst doing it. Props to him
I say.

I couldn't bring myself to ride an Apollo, so no.

Fake, . . . you can clearly see the zipper working free on the suit, . . fair jump by the boy Troyer all the same.

Don't try and fluff the mixture in the pan, ends up like scrambled eggs!

It's something the chefs tell you to do, so you screw it up and end up buying their book to learn how to do it!

There is no need, just get loads of air in the mix before you put it in the pan, while still runny in the middle fold into pouch then cook for a minute then flop out, sorted!

Obviously either May or Clarkson chickened out of the 'Lets put you in a car fueled by rockets and stopped by parachutes and have it career off and nearly kill you just to boost ratings scam'!!