Is it sub-titled?

managed a 3 hour blast saturday morning 6.30 am til 9.30 am, that is it!

darts, . . . . oh, . . . . drinking wine!

the darts is on durrrrh!

KHS do one.

You'll be needing a permit.

Try a co2 if you have it?

Otherwise go to bed!

6/7 weeks ago we'd been apart for 2 weeks or so

Woah . . . That's got my spidey sense tingling!

meathead with meathead dog that, according to owner, will eat all the muslims!

zoiks!

We've just come out of the polling station, . . .

Chunky meathead, with even chunkier dog and a couple of kids in tow, felt fit to tell all who could hear that, he'll eat em up (the dog i assume), he'll eat all them muslims up!

sigh .. .

Hole was too big for sealant to fix.

Blow up tube more.

p.s. I don't run sealant – just use a tube if it happens.

p.p.s. Not all tubless tyres are created equally.

musaq?

I'm running some monorails, very nice!

Somewhere your likely to get kidnapped and held to ransom . . . .

I'm crying out for some SAS kick-ass style action!!

I'll keep my eyes peeled for the bikes on ebay!

what tyre for . . .

Did they slow you down when you jumped off that cliff into that conifer?

Therein lies the answer . . .

Clegg's been laid at least 30 times . . .

les arcs somewhere . . .

not me tis bert

All those people stuck abroad only have themselves to blame, you should always make sure your local friendly volcano is unplugged before you go away!

11 cm long?

. . . . i'd have kept running, . . . faster!!

5)They now do heated ones

1) Piece of piss to put on or take off.

2) If you have an off ,might just be a case or replacing the plug, not the whole grip.

3) You can colour co-ordinate the collars with your bike.

4) They don't move round.

Sunday for me . . .

Dudley to Dudley via Sedgley/Baggeridge/Wombourne/Lower Penn/Seisdon/Swindon golf club/Kford.

Just trying to get myself fit before I ride regular again with the real men.

2.5 hrs, . . . It killed!

I've got a nice piece of black Duropal kitchen worktop about 1750mm long by 600mm width. Never used, looks similar to that above actually.

£20 (collected of course) W Midlands based.

1143 Dutch airline KLM tweets: KLM test flight Amsterdam-Paris landed safely at 11.40hrs. Technical inspection points out: no problems detected.

As I suspected, as long as they spin, no one really gives a hoot!

Unweight, pull up on bars to keep level, push down with heels when nearing landing, . . no?

Drop a few tonnes worth of Alka Seltzer in the hole, that should sort it out.

On a serious note, we're meant to be going to the states in June, not now booking hotels till nearer the time, just in case!

I couldn't quite understand why the extension had to have bleedin glass walkway again, and be cocked out at an angle!!

But otherwise I'm sympathetic.

Your telling us it doesn't conceal a hidden underground bike emporium?

The pubs by me are all full of retards/chavs/low-life, . . .

I have at home a beautiful woman who I love, . . . . so pretty easy decision for me.

I sent a frame in a bike box, with just stamps stuck on the top, not recorded/special/next day or nuthin, and it got there fine, so thumbs up to them for that, they ain't all bad!

Nixon Albufeira ?

Where does the new trail start?

Gordon is that you . . . . ?

No UK, . . . no X-Factor!

That there is deterrent enough.

What the hell are they drawing?

Do we get to see at the end, probably cocks n jiz!

no boils/warts etc

etc?

What's a man supposed to hold onto?

Your a multi-millionaire in Monte Carlo, . . .

run around for two weeks, effin, jeffin and Sweatin for abit more cash . . .

or

Lie on a boat surrounded by woman, drink and hit the casino's.

hmmm!