Clearly photoshoped, . . . .

in reality she is holding a copy of MBR and has just seen the latest 10 out of 10 for a Speshalized!!

Open a book on exactly what time the train will start moving again?

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall would know what to do, . . is he there?

z) clad the steps with badger fur?

Nice house, . . . .

He’d be better off just settling down and using it as a wedding venue . . .

He’d be making people happy, be surrounded by happy people every weekend, . .what’s not to like?

The record for most new Top 40 hits in one year is 12; held jointly by Elvis Presley (in 1957) and who else?

He really did look like he had just/was just about to kill someone.

Go around tonight and sing him a carol or two, . . . . that should cheer him up?

6 – a Tesco van making a delivery accidentally catches one as it attempts to get past in the snow and in the dark
7 – he rushes out, starts smashing his fists on the van then opens the van door and starts verbally abusing the driver

I wouldn’t read too much into this, . . . they probably swapped is Heinz Baked Beans for their own brand, . . . . . . I mean God, . . . . grrrr ! His reaction is totally understandable.

did you get to see what’s under Dappies Hat, . . .

. . . . think you’ll find that’s the key to it?

are you suffering with hair loss? 🙂

Ask Heston Bloomintwat, he’s christmas treats are genius . . . .

develop

are you guy’s up for a Toga party?

TOGA!, . . . . TOGA! . . . . TOGA! . . .

Go toga, act the goat?

Do ads for Northern UK regions use Southern accents?

They tried . . . .

You thinking of Phonebooth? If so, he wasn’t in that one.

pfff, . . . there was someone called Colin in it, . . that’s good enough for me! 😛

sexual

He was good in that phonebox thingy film . . . .

It is in buckinghamshire!

I bet that’s sent anyone who isn’t caucasian running for cover?

Greenwich CT

Afluent, policeman to help you cross the roads, it’s own private island with beach for residents only,another beach, and your only 50 mins from NYC on the train.

I blame David Beckham’s sperm . . .

apparently, . . . if Romeo had have been a girl, the one they have been longing for, . . .

she would have been named Barbara, . . . !

This would have rendered the question useless, and they would have had a question relating to how many times Santa appeared in last night’s episode of Corrie, . . . a question they no doubt would have had little trouble getting right, and they would be now sitting pretty on £1m, . . .

Thanks Becks!!

Christmas pud with an orange in, not leaving much room for actual pud is it.

You can get a lovely one for 99p from our local freezer centre.

Try here, expensive, but it feels special, great view too!

http://www.rivercafe.com

You’ll need a Dinner Jacket/Suit, request a window seat and tell them your planning to propose.

I didn’t propose here though, I could have but, . . . I left it to a sweaty Miami nightclub, now that’s classy!

I’m more of a ‘One Dimension’ fan myself!

Clint Eastwood is Stan Laurel’s son 😉

Les “Mavis Riley” Dennis

i’d have used two pound coins, they look a lot less squinty!

plus if it had have been adorned with a dress made of £50 notes, it would have been admired from a distance, not stolen!

Ridiculous, . . . . i’d have used two pound coins, they look a lot less squinty!

If your after several pairs, just buy plain black ones.

That way, you never struggle to find a pair, . . . . quite why it’s took me 20 odd years to figure this out though is beyond me.

missus has entered a dog show

😯

Get one of these . . . electric tea light.

When she leaves the room, place it between some socks on radiator, . . . . when she returns, if she doesn’t spot it herself, kindly point out that you think she was right, dashing to the radiator to quickly put out fake flame (weeing on flame strictly optional).

That should keep her in check,!

tired of your boring, radiators . . . . ?

simply apply socks to top of radiator and watch as it instantly becomes a cosy warming real fire in seconds!

tea bag

easy….

The Wedding Present

I’m getting married in Moseley!

No wonder Queeny was asking for more money a few months ago . . .

Looks like they’ll have to have a Wednesday wedding to keep the costs down.

better, cheaper, sweatier . . .

http://www.leamingtonassembly.com/EventInfo.aspx?id=323

Wasn’t he a complete and utter cock?

Surely there must be some better examples out there to expose this young mind to?

Does it go banana’s?

The cat probably caught a bit of X-Factor on the tellybox!