I prefer the ‘quick slurp’ line myself . . .

I’m a professional . . . .

and i’d do it for peanuts.

keith72(at)fastmail(dot)co(dot)uk

I’d suggest they tweak it, i.e different colour, shaped eyes, longer legs etc, so as to differentiate it enough.

If, as you say, it is a complete rip off and looks exactly the same, I would be concerned with paying them for what they’ve done on it to-date.

Let’s see it.

that looks the nadgers!!

The Wallabies on Cannock are more easily bunny hopped on a hardtail!

She’s with Michael now, . . it’s where she’d want to be.

RIP

Whathaveisaidnow
lol

so good they wrote a song about it . . .

. . makes me chuckle how people HAVE STOPPED putting FS: in front of their items for sale on the Sales classifieds!

Sorted!

. . . perhaps FS, has stood for something else all along? It doesn’t say what it stands for in the rules, we are led to assume, always a dangerous game!

e.g. Effin Sh@t 😀

would a piece of duck tape and a twirling motion do the trick, . . . or do they have an aversion to being stuck from behind?

I’ll bet the works outing is a blast.

one tequila, two tequila, . . . emergency hatch door!

Fulcrums could be worth a punt. I’ve not had any trouble with mine at all. Strong, straight n reliable since day one.

sheesh, . . . and I thought my £15 standing lamp from Wilko’s was the height of sophistication?

I’ve got a few on the go, . . .

but last few day’s i’ve used this again and the fiancé noticed how nice it was this morning, almost smells of chocolate somehow?

Is it not just a rebadged/painted Spesh roadbike?

Or is there more to it than that?

The Wedding Present – 20 May – Slade Rooms Wolvo

A couple of supposed friends of mine took to calling me ‘the Moog’ . . . I hated it!

However I did actually enjoy my actual nickname of Orville.

Wednesday is the new Thursday . . .

just crazy talk!

circa 1983-86

Auntie Velma

or

just Velma

followed by a pushing forward of the tongue in your mouth under your bottom lip!

where it came from I have no idea to this day?

akk, . . think it was because of Velma out of Scooby Doo!

circa 1983-86

Auntie Velma

or

just Velma

followed by a pushing forward of the tongue in your mouth under your bottom lip!

where it came from I have no idea to this day?

Battle comic’s Johnny Red

Johnny kicking ass again!!

I like to ride towards Alderley Edge in Cheshire, which has some lovely runs, round to Prestbury and Macclesfield. Given more time and more clement conditions I’ll be heading out towards the Peak District and the hills towards Buxton.

pah, . . . it’s not even funny!

me: What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?

youse: Wonkey

me: no, . . . . Eeyore

youse: eh, . . . why?

me: Eeyore to have four!

?

The garage dates from the mid 70’s.

The walls are concrete panels.

The roof is corrugated, not sure what it’s made of, its quite brittle as bits of the hangover have come off already. It’s a pale creamy colour and looks like compressed wood mulch perhaps?

won’t set off mines . . . .

get this thing in the desert pronto!!

Me ‘i’m getting another bike’
Her ‘is it nice?’
Me ‘yes”
Her ‘ooooooohh! Can I have a go?’

And when we were planning the house extension

Her ‘what do you want to have in the extension?’
Me ‘a bike room’
Her ‘a bike room?
Me ‘yes”
Her ‘what a good idea! They’ll be safer indoors’

I’m very lucky

I’m attempting a human cloning experiment, . . . . dya think she’d be interested? 😆

pfff . . . you can keep your fancy watercraft!

Look what we got . . .

Got some spunk in him that big lad!

I’ve not been buying anything non essential.

I used to drive to Wales, Cannock etc on a regular basis, but recently through a change of circumstance, and the cost of such trips, I just can’t do it, i’m blessed with some good riding on the doorstep, so it makes sense all around to stay local.

We’re all screwed! F*@k it!

their pundits don’t know the rules

Does anyone know the rules to rugby?

it’s just a mass of nutters with funny ears and bent noses, in a melee with a melon to me?

Walter Camp had the right idea IMHO!

pre-tumble and full of it!

Probably just thinking about it too much, got something on your mind?

I’m off out tomorrow for my first proper ride since October. I suspect I’ll have a few sketchy moments myself!

But I’ll be wanting more by the end of it!

Let the shackles off chap!

In awe, . . . but slightly worried about how harmful nosepicking could be to your health, . . . . not picking nose now for a week until I find out more! Snff!

Feel for you chap.

My dad passed away just over 3 weeks ago.

I said a few words at the funeral, memories that kind of thing, . . . it really helped. If you have the chance I recommend doing it, it’s tough, but everyone will appreciate your efforts at such a trying time.

All the best

Keith

My Ex-fiancé was a Daltrey,

. . . something like her Great, Great Granddad had a brother, who is the Great, Great Granddad of the Who’s Roger Daltrey, . . . or something like that!

I know my shags over my cormorants!