I’d have said “You ain’t a man until you’ve had a bit of tan”

It’s true.

I once went out for a drink with my mate and he brought this idiot along with him who i’d not met before. We got a taxi into town, and he refused to put any money in towards it because the driver was Asian!
The night went downhill from there, and I never saw the fool again.

Two weeks later I’d pulled my missus who is of Afro-Caribbean dissent.

It’s an interesting, yet highly rewarding life – Wedding in October 😀

We were once sat in a nice hotel restaurant down the Cotswolds and there was another mixed race couple sat a table or so down. The waiter came over and asked if they would like any condiments, to which the anglosax guy said (not wanting to draw attention to the colour of his missus skin) do you have any Dark Sauce? Me and the missus could hardly contain our laughter!! Must have been early days.

We now refer to any other mixed race couple we see as – Dark Sauce and Mayonnaise! 😀 A club I wholeheartedly recommend.

any bigger and they’d have to find more marshalls . . .

according to a twitter they’re still looking for some for this weekend, thought it would be on here somewhere this morning?

. . . have you just remembered?

I tend to forget mine altogether now!

Yampy birthday!

Last time I was in the Oakley outlet in Cheshire they were about £70-80?

more substantial leg armour may have done the trick. .

those look pretty small for leg armour, . .mine come right around the calf at the back!

Wasn’t wearing them the other wee though when a similar but less substantial thing happened to me!

co-op’s own brand triple distilled stuff is one of the better vodkas i’ve tasted recently.

made in the uk as well!

he who cares loses

I’m an east end lad

who’d rather support and play for Manchester Utd than his local team!! 😕

     “He (Peel) was a wonderful person. He was a genuinely nice person, which is rare in this business. He was a true music fan in a business where most DJs are mainly fans of themselves. I was so in awe of him when we first met. I grew up listening to him and I had so much respect for him. We played his 50th birthday party – and his 60th. I still got nervous playing in front him. He was John Peel”. David Gedge atrib.

wear your heaviest shoes to go in.

Don’t take loads of clothing.

Take your helmet in your hand luggage

Have some of the older style of these . . .

these?

Plenty of wraparound at the sides back, the large basically wraps all away around my calf, so loads of room to spare.

table, seats, crockery.

sans monicle, . . . but a lust for virgin blood very similar! 😀

sans monicle, . . . but a lust for virgin blood very similar! 😀

Chap I know of who edits the E&S, has just dowgraded this from front cover to page 4!

Reached it’s peak with Potatogate!

I mean once you’ve listened to a pan of spuds boil dry, it’s inevitably all one way!

Lol. It’s not him!

Just got in shower, looked behind toilet, there it is!

Not sure how, will check for drop damage once I’ve stopped drying my body with my hairdryer, . . . Yep that’s how we roll in the B.C.

Not in fridge! Dammit!

Own house, both cars still here, we were both a little worse for wear though! Perhaps one of us has done something daft without knowing it?

Plug plundered in Dudley shocker!

Window was fairly wide open – strong magpie?

Keith Moon

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I’m aiming for a minimum of 10 laps. Thats still nearly 100miles on a mtb off road.

or put another way, . . . 4.16 miles an hour average, . . . . hmm not so impressive! 😕

good luck.

and to you Michael 🙂

by the time you’ve driven somewhere that may have it in stock, paid for parking, had a coffee, etc, you’ll have surpassed the £8 return postage anyway.

days

could be

I’m sure this copy could flow a little better. . . and give a little more insight?

All of the images on this page are available to purchase as prints, and Will is available to document events. He is also available for commissions. To find out more, simply email Will.

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All of the images that you see here are available for you to purchase as prints. Will carries out commissions large and small – from the documentation of corporate events to intimate wedding days – email Will today to discuss your photography requirements.

or something like that?

one word, . . . . . permits.

Don’t forget your permit.

It’s not my missus, it’s her mate, . . . me at Take That, . . . . pleeeease! 🙂

It’s my missus birthday gift, she’s booked two days off work, had the hassle of finding cheap hotel, is driving, . . . and above all else, is not to be messed with. She’s told her mate “WE’RE GOING”! 🙂

Bernabeu is steep, Eastlands looks rather shallow in comparison?

tidy . . . montrail

or hand in at the shop with your name and address?

Moda, . . . doesn’t strike me as a homegrown british bike name?

Sounds like exotica Italiana to me, . . . maybe that’s the idea?

nice to know i’m not the only great bike handler with their arm in plaster,. . . . welcome fella.

5/6 on paddy power fill ya boots!

ohhh and a pair of snowboarding trousers (TK Maxx), waterproof, warm and cosy for when your sans bike early hours and late at night! essential!

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