boss orange, clean hands, and a cheery wave and im out of the loo, pound worse off, but i’m back

move over grandad…

its time for some boys talk in the corner

in the finest traditions of the ‘Dam’ no age limit required

if the air it blew was hot that would be so much more useful,….and kinder on the hemoglobin?

came for the free entry,…no loss says the promter…

pretending im a SA female on a pick-up site

green ticket number 191…. harrington jacket safe until 2 am . . .

Def Leppard look alike’s in corner drinking Newcastle brown ale (from the bottle),…bouncers keep close watch…

no drinking on the dancefloor rule gets enforced

fight in the girls bogs,friend caught up in mellee finds himself out on the street, . . it’s okay, . . .it’s only Dave!

Happy Mondays Bezz guest appearance runs rife . . .

black v-neck bad idea, . .. never going to pull

my turn-ups on my black trousers are full of flouresent fluff!!!

thatchers vintage instead of magners, god bless you maggie!!

polo shirt, that’s not quite a collar on the door, out of town bouncers!!!

it’s early . . .

just had a word . . ‘Kennedy’ coming right up

this ones on me…

singlecrack clues in the name

my names on the list, . . i know the bouncer

she’s going goat slaughtering in Swaziland!

The pains of being pure of heart – even in dreams

Radiohead – bones

Embrace -Fireworks

James – Come Home

Pixies – Tame

[/quote]Got up quite cheery this morning…..looking forward to the continuing saga of love in South Africa.

should have gone for stainless steel, chinese wooden utensils from TK Maxx are useless . .

Cloves, Ginger, lemon, honey, whisky hot water . . . in a mug . . .

my nearest side is a longer journey once out the bed, . . the other side is just a couple of jovial bounces… and more fun

Name: Stuffed Crufts
Comedy rating: 87/100
Likes: Christmas Tips
Dislikes: Scooters

to kill time . . been colouring up the last few panels of this today . . . it’s not for everyone though this illustrating game?

I’m off to Sleigh the UK saturday up brum, thanks for the heads up, will keep mine very safe

simply ignore

i would recommend SA . . although i’ve not biked there yet, . . . i’m due to do the Argus in March!!!

Whathaveisaidnow if you saw how he rides his bikes you DEFINITELY DONT want to be his mule

lol . .i’ll think about re-quoting accordingly

Titter ye shall

stay till thy end, ye shall not . .