Let me count. One, Two..

Yeah two.

Someone obviously needed their bag of weed more than she needs to get to work or train for the 12 events in 12 months that she’s doing for charity.

Wasnt me!

To quote airplane

Joey, have you ever been in a… in a Turkish prison?

100 miles off road. My sholders hurt more than my legs after it as well.

Blowers is commentating and is wearing mustard coloured trousers apparently..

I went to Liverpool once and was accused of being a cockney. Despite being from the home counties. Also I dont understand why people from the south support teams from the north? You never see someone from yorkshire/lancashire supporting Chelsea? Perhaps you do? Everyone at my school used to support Liverpool’s back in the 80’s. It was acceptable at the time. I bet they all support Chelsea/Man U these days.

I’ll call your baby hedgehog with a Slow Loris

Heart attack at the wheel. The Hulkster then gave him the legdrop. RIP.

My boss ran over a rat once. It was in the middle of the road and he just kept driving assuming it would move out of the way. It didnt and got squished. He pulled into a supermarket carpark which was where he was heading, and the person in the car behind him was an old lady who witnessed it all and proceeded to tell him off in the carpark.

I do think its a tad sad you never see a Scotland flag at an old firm game. Either the Irish flag or the Union Flag .

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news-in-pictures/news-briefly/scotland-takes-historic-step-towards-finding-out-how-poor-it-is-201105063784/

6 foot 2 74 kg. I hope to lose the extra 14 kg of timber by the start of the first grand tour this year. Which I believe is this Saturday.

Make sure you dont stumble into the Sailors Arms .

POETS day?? ❓

piss off early tomorrows saturday.

The loos at my place of work broke (nothing to do with me).So we had to use the public ones across the road. They were quite clean im happy to report and there were no George Micheal esq incidents.

Been getting quite miffed with the amount of Rain. Seems to rain loads whenever I go out on my bike and I end up getting covered in $%^& .

Times are hard…

I did the 3 peaks challenge last year, Ben Nevis took the longest its not to tricky but just goes on and on and on…. Scafell pike is quickest to walk up I would say, but the route is the toughest on the knees and I had to walk up it at night. Snowdon is the family mountain in my view quite crowded and has one tricky bit and as its been mentioned there is a train but I wasnt allowed to get it 🙂

I would like the see the Cheesehead’s win. But I think the Steelers will be to strong for them .

Lets reward the person who started this thread.

You only live twice.

Blofeld: You only live twice, Mr. Bond.

If I had to name sports that’re probably free of doping I’d suggest synchronised swimming, some of the gymnastics (the artistic bit), maybe volleyball or beach volleyball, hockey, maybe football…

Darts?

When I went to the bike show at earls court I was dissapointed there wasnt a EPO stand. I need help to get up those hills!

I don’t believe there is a TDF winner ever who was not doped.

Even Greg LeMond ?!

Thank the lord Bravo channel went under so we dont get anymore of Dyers quality programming. Unless another channel snaps him up of course.

Jails are quite warm, so you never know he might be happy.

Its not called the racing post its called the Bible.

Henson didnt do much after the welsh won the grand slam. And being an England fan im not quaking in my boots if he decides to return/gets picked for wales. He did all that strictly stuff before he hung up the boots for good. I bet he has loads of mirrors in his house as well.

Water sports are the best form of sport.

North Korea is best Korea

Vicars piss

Earthquake frightens Cumbrians into giving up incest