Asda

I'll have to remember that one eth3er,

Don't know about the worst, but the best must be Arnie with,

**** you a55hole.

If there's no money in it why does a guy I know who is still in his 20's and writes games, have a massive house and two brand new posh cars? and from what I see, he does not appear to work that many hours, his wife does not work at all.

for the purpose of your MOT if its fitted it needs to work,

Not true, mine are not working & it passed an MOT, I had pointed it out & asked them to fix them but they forgot, so I still don't have any.

It's very easy to troll on here as the place is full of ****' self righteous eejits….

No it's not!

An ex female customer of mine has the number A11 FUD
I was stunned when I saw her car

BTW She was a real bruiser

Is it April yet?

My mate has lots of expensive toys in his garage & if his wife asks he says they're mine.

I keep telling him if anything happens to him I'm straight round there to get them back.

My local curry house is doing a special Haiti night, on the menu is

Chicken bury auntie, nan dead & poppa gone.

Fit when girls do it (Joss Stone before she went yank)

Should have gone to Specsavers mate,
she's not exactly a munter, but not what I'd class as fit.

Knighty, all new members must post a provocative photo of their wife/girlfriend for us all to see.

It's the law

I would like to see the link text a different colour or perhaps underlined as I find it very difficult to see a link, I have to run my mouse over the text to see one.

im no fan of sack the manager but Mark Hughes is currently free!

But what has Hughes done to land such a high profile job, he has proved nothing since coming into management. Best signing Hughes ever made was Craig Bellamy.

Get a job teaching, you don't have to work most of the time. 😉

Nice Strat – looks like a Mark Knopfler model, just with a humbucker added…

American Deluxe 50th Anniversary HSS

A scalextric set.

Oops these never posted.

Yes I know the decor needs updating

Angela's Ashes

This one's better

Let me google that for you

Plastic is a definite no in rural areas, mice make a right mess of it.

You must be from Yorkshire you tight git.
Tiler I use charges £40m sq but supplies adhesive & grout.

Scalextic, action man & subbuteo

Another good one here
Bit dodgy to show the pic ton here though.

Not mine

From last year

It's red actually

Does that mean it's faster? 😆

What type of shoes are your horses running on?

"Hello I'd like to buy some turps"

"Certainly sir, would you like audio turps or video turps?"

Said it to myself about 10 time & don't get it, explanation please?

A Yorkshireman would never "I'm just of to t'shop" cause their all to tight to spend any money. The "T" thing is Lancashire.

Is Yorkshire not in Lancashire? either that or it's part of Lancashire.

I got turned down loads in my younger days

I also got loads of shags

If you don't ask, don't get.

I think it's great that people feed the birds, but not in my garden, as birds attract cats & they then shit all over your garden & then keep coming back over & over again, plus the birds shit all over your garden/ car etc. so you carry on feeding them, just not in my garden.

Little blocks of wood about 50mmx20mm, 12mm thick with a lathe nail sticking through placed under their tyres, so when they drive off, they stick, the tyre will not deflate until they pull them out, which they will have to as the bump as the wheels rotate will make it too uncomfortable to drive. In this weather it will not be until they go onto clear roads so they will not know where it came from. I worked on a job in London in the early nineties where the site agent used to get this several times a month.
Don't to it to more than one unless you can handle the suspicion & accusations.

My bins are collected every Tuesday, recycling ones every Monday, neither have not been missed yet, so full marks to them.
But then again Grampian Regional Council is a bit more accustomed to a bit of bad weather unlike down South, as I said a few days ago it's not any worse than some years gone by, it's just that it's stayed with us a bit longer.

I was going to suggest the potato up the exhaust, but someone beat me to it.

Neither are the teachers.

That's four steps

Don't we just love STW. 😆

You not fussy then?
My wife's so ugly I can only take her out once a year, Halloween.

Pigface, did your wife give you a knock back last night then, or is it just jealousy that you do not own a 4×4?