You need Irn Bru.

Journey, Don't stop believing

smelly wine and sheep perfume…

I always thought the last line of the Queen song One Vision sounded like Fried chicken & always thought it was just misheard, but in fact he did sing fried chicken.

the last line in the song was "Fried Chicken" although the lyrics say "One Vision" there's no misheard. This was a result of a prank that Freddie Mercury did in the studio, as the band had fried chicken for tea. Jim Hutton, last lover of Freddie Mercury, says in his book that Freddie Mercury wasn't sure he would include it in the final cut. Jim Hutton encouraged him saying "You are big enough" (to get away with it). The video even shows John Deacon on the drums. It isn't known if he actually played some drum parts in the song or if it is just visual effect (or joke?).

WTF is that saddle in the second pic?

Which of these saddles you talking about?

His old man got caught selling coke to a reporter & his mum & mother-in-law got caught shop lifting

Strip him of his England captaincy.

Google for B& B's on Bon-Accord Street, it's full of them , all look nice from outside & 5mins to City Centre.

Smell it & report back

You'll be luck to get one for less than £250 a day.

Big girls blouse.

When I read that, I thought to myself, who in their right mind goes into a shop in PJ's. WTF

His media interviews on TV are lifeless monologues.

Perhaps Andy is a little reserved due to the fact he suffered having to go through the Dunblane massacre as an 8 year old.

Give the guy a break.

Guitar solo from Hotel California.

Mine is the opening bars of She sells sanctuary, unfortunately it includess about 6 seconds of that strange whirring before Billy's iconic picking, I often miss calls because I didint get it it time.

You can download free software to loop whatever part of the song you want, take only a few mins to do.

I like the look of that, does it come in black?

Pink's the new black

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Where is that lad in green tights

What will Peter Pan do to help?

Don't be so sily MF, he must mean the Jolly Green Giant.

I blame the teachers for this kind of foolishness.

Do they have athletes in cricket? Looks to me they just do a lot of standing about.

Football has got to be the dullest sport. Sorry. You can go 1.5hours with no result. Just a draw.

How many days can a cricket game go on for & produce a draw?

It's only a game. It's not like it's life or death or anything.

You would think it was if you went to Glasgow on an Old Firm Match day.

I remember hearing not too long ago, a match had been won by England because it was raining, raining FFS, get real.
memory FAIL. It might have been drawn because it was raining, but not won.
Weather, huh? Football matches were recently affected by the snow and ice…the national CX championships likewise.

Ok memory fail, but that's because it is of little interest to me, but did it not mean England won the Ashes or something.
If a football match is affected by weather, it gets replayed unless there is something like 10mins to go & one team is clearly leading by a few goals, but I don't know of that happening. I've seen F1 being cut short due to rain & the leader awarded the race, & golf, again the leader being credited with the win, but that is in the case of extreme weather where it is unsafe, unplayable. In cricket it's a case of, this shower may last till lunchtime, we want a draw.
Oh & what kind of sport stops for lunch.

I'll watch any sport, love football, golf, darts, womens beach volleyball etc. I find some athletics like 5000m boring, but if it has a Brit in it who has a chance, then I'd watch.

Only sport I draw the line at is cricket.

Some interesting responses – never thought cricket would feature as often!

Test matches are a joke, I remember hearing not too long ago, a match had been won by England because it was raining, raining FFS, get real.

Oh sailing's pretty crap too.

the main difference is an osteopath is worth 20 more points in a game of scrabble…sorry, couldnt resist

😆

OMG!
Definitely not position 7

Good job Andy, I'm sure Mohammed Madeem will be peed off, this type of thing gets right up my back.
I see he has 8 positive feedbacks, but he has been the buyer everytime.

Are you able to force them to shut their own site down or just their E-Bay shop?
BTW Anyone know the costs involved in setting up an e-bay shop? would it be easy enough for them to simply start another e-bay shop?

I got a girlfriend a vacum cleaner for valentines day once.I got a girlfriend a vacum cleaner for valentines day once.

Classic

I once bought my wife a tumble dryer for Christmas & another year I bought her an electric carving knife, I know better now though.

Pub I was in last week was selling Guiness for £1.50 per pint, result.

I saw this in the States about 10 years ago, I thought it worked well.

I've taken a few paracetamols in my time, in STW terms, that qualifies me to advise you, so tell me your idea. 😀

op did they say why they did not repair the origonal tv

They gave me the option of a new screen or new TV, not a hard decision.
The stuff I have bought from JL, I have never had to get them to price match, they have always been lowest, as I said in an earlier post.

Well, I'm currently looking at buying an iMac, they are £20 cheaper than everywhere else including Apple shop & they give a 2 year guarantee as opposed to Apple shops 1 year.

Where would anyone go?

"Never Knowingly Under-sold" MY ARSE!

Well, I'm currently looking at buying an iMac, they are £20 cheaper than everywhere else including Apple shop & they give a 2 year guarantee as opposed to Apple shops 1 year.

Guarantee from JL is at no extra cost either, not like Comet & such like, makes me wonder why people buy from the likes of Currys , Comet etc. I have always found JL to have very knowledgeable staff too & they price match.

Good on you Creg, you'll be all the richer for it, maybe not money wise, but definitely life wise.

Creg, how do you fund all this travel you do & plan to do? I take it your single & don't work very often as you seem to be on holiday most of the time, just curious & maybe a little jealous. 🙂

If I went for a Mac, what software should I expect it to come with & what would I expect to buy?

Any good free stuff, if so where do I get it from?

Am I likely to come unstuck for anything?

Is the Apple shop the best place to go, of should I try PC World?

By cheap, I mean cheap Apple,which is £950 for this model,Apple MB418B/A iMac 24", I could buy a couple of PC's for that.

Here[/url] is free software (30)hrs to do your own plans or at least give you an idea, it has 3D & walk-through facilities. It will probably take you about 4 hrs to figure it out & do a drawing the first time.

we've had 2 done in two separate houses- does anyone ever have 2 kitchens in one house

I'm on my third in 22 years in this house, but I'm in the trade, my brother-in-law is on his eighth in 30 years in his house, he also is in the trade.

I've fitted loads loads of kitchens over the years, the nastiest ones are Homebase & Ikea.
Steer clear of all the national direct sales companies, find a local fitter & deal direct with him, he will either supply & fit it for you, or just plan it then advise you where & what to buy, then fit it for you.
Your B&Q's & the rest all use S/E guys who get about half of what they actually charge for fitting, so just cut them out. Problem is knowing a good fitter from a poor one, best to go by recommendation.

Have a look here[/url],some of the areas are for registered fitters only, but a fair bit is accessible for joe bloggs & you will get help.

That's what you get for leaving Scotland to live in NZ.

You are being unreasonable, I agree with the wife, in saying "Your baby will have to learn to deal with noise" was a very polite way of putting it.

The 1am car thing is wrong though, what do the other neighbours say?

A few years back,I worked in London for a 4 month spell & stayed in a nice hotel, very reasonably priced, on Sussex Gardens, on the corner of Talbot Square