(havent read all the above)

thats one of the conspiracy theorists ideas though, they knew it would be years before a telescope powerful enough could look at the remains of the landing.

the classic aswell, there is no wind on the moon so how can the flag be flying like in the wind? because it had a plastic rod in the top section to ‘make it look like it was flying in the wind’

the whole 911 set-up is another classic, watch the video 911 ‘short change’ on youtube, very interesting!

camelbak ‘cloud walker’ is great, but…. only 2lt can fit 3lt bladder easy

ah well it won’t be long…

was recenlty watching a program about the oil industry in aberdeen and the histroy of it all since the 70’s, naturally the old witch appeared in the show when they showed the oil booming but the mines being closed.

i’ll keep my big rant for another day

Kirsten Morrell from a little known NZ band called Golden Horse

hey leave darts alone!!

its the sport of gentlemen!

my hero…

the lance armstrong of the darts world

he’s with elvis out in the nevada desert in a trailer park playing WI-FIT

i havent read all the above as ive got wacko overload but i can’t stop laughing at P-DIDDY’S comment on the SKY NEWS ticker on the bottom of the screen earlier…

P-DIDDY – “Michael showed me you could actually see THE BEAT”

FFS!!!

Look up Nick Sanders’ adventures went round the world on an R1

his back must have been f*cked after doing that!

the wife has a 1.4tdci fiesta and two injectors went and seals in the others £525 to fix!

not the same car but the injector problem is on the mondeo aswell, search the web theres loads of posts on it, it seems to happen around the 60/70k mark on 52/53/54 reg cars, they ‘apparently’ changed the head on later models.

if you find one take it for a spin, blast the heaters on and smell for fuel, if any whif comes into the cabin walk away. also listen to the engine and raspy/pinky noise walk away.

sorry for my crap technical terminology but we had a nightmare, but had to get it fixed as we had no choie and the car is now running fine.

they are the best looking bikes around at the moment…

sorry thats no use is it.

will keep a look out mate, just up the road from you, there are loads of bikes going round our way at the moment.

LOL

I thought you’d heard some breaking news about Maggie Thatcher…

what i thought… nearly set a firework off in the office then..

great link cheers

cheers,

aye i remember you can install XP but just the core windows files not a FULL wipe/install.

Cheers!

and in the shower

if bloody jones had got his two early conversions we would have won!! cant miss kicks at that level.

amazing the difference when you put the welsh front row in 😉

my mate works for environmental health , keep onto them, they will send people round and sort it out.

if it gets really bad they will set up cameras and do a stake out and record the noise levels them slap a ban on them get the police involved.

it will take a while but they will sort it out.

hope you sort it, must be a living hell

Golf GTI Ediion 30

he is a middle class poof who faked his CV to say he spent 5 minutes in the SAS, there is only one hardcore man on this planet that i would choose so save me when the world ends…

And never forget…

“Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep… HE WAITS”

i can’t contain my excitement i think im going to wet myself! 😆

would have to be dolphins and monkeys as ‘i think’ they are the only animals that masturbate

my mates a mad CISCO geek, he seems to still be raking it in and naming his price.

big, big mistake leaving martyn williams out… (im biased though)

Croft Heaslip Walace will have their work cut out…

can’t wait!!!!

then I tend to start thinking Im wasting my life and should be doing something far more interesting.

i have this every week… my life is great apart from work, which when you think about it is mad as it takes up so much of your life.

im trying my best to get off my arse and get a new job in a totally different direction (Ambulance tech)

ive started going to the local St Johns ambulance aswell and that has got me off my arse and not made me think “ive done jack shit this week”

i use this free one in work on ‘dodgy users pc’s’

great, free and simple

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this stuff is stunning…

All Bristol people

… speak with a funny accent

i have all the bunting and fireworks ready for the street party when she finally goes..

fekin witch!

well done mate, i remember your earlier threads aswell…

must be bloody mental….

might be contacting you for some tips 😉

i think they look bloody lovely, if i was ever to buy a full suss again it would be one of those hands down.

got to say they are easily the best looking full sussers around at the moment… just something about them looks right!

OMG…. you read my mind ^^

dont get me started……

i have to admit life was easier 10/15 years ago, im getting old…

pet hate is

The FAST (notice i put FAST in CAPITALS) ‘Self Service Checkouts’ in supermarkets, i have tried and tried and tried to use them but EVERYTIME it f*cks up through no fault of my own! “ITEM NO RECOGNISED!” – “PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN THE BAG PROVIDED” – I F****ING HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have to say though im a big fan of the ‘self service’ petrol station pumps, my karma with these is much better, all they need to do now is sort out the fekin idiots who dont realise the filling pipe can stretch over to the other side of your car… 😉

i love real ale but have to be careful how much i drink as the hops make me have the hangover from hell..

ive cut down loads these days as the weight was piling on, just the odd bottle of vodka with the wife on weekends now, maybe 1 or two bottles of beer when watching the lions in the week nights..

my days of heavy drinking and all dayers are over!

I’m in work… im the IT guy along with everything else… so my ‘usage’ is never in question 😉

BUT i am amazing at multi tasking, i have about 3 excel sheets also open, im on hold to a customer and updating a few bits all while typing this…

i joined up to find a few old uni mates, which ive lost contact with which was cool… but i have to agree there are a good load of freaks on there… who seem to live their life through facebook….

people seem to write about ‘what they are feeling’ to get sympathy.

its quite funny aswell when people think they are having a private conversation with their ‘mates’ when infact all can see

but on the whole i get the feeling its a bit of an ‘adultfriendfinder’ in disguise aswell

im too old for it really….

not a massive cricket fan but have to admit recently got sky sports for the lions and have got hooked on the 20/20…. it’s quite funny seeing them being pushed into fancy shots to score the runs.

you cant beat the darts commentary for laughs though!

that bloke had balls of steel..