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    Bit late in the evening now but ” Road ” is brilliant & brutal.

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    I’m sorry but the worst toilet in Scotland has long been surpassed. The things seen at Rockness can never be unseen 8O

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    A cat with aids.

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    Nice one JHJ , well played.

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    @ nickc , I only see Phil the German.

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    If your a Palestinian , maybe.

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    Fear & loathing in Las Vegas

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    ^^^ Here be the truth

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    Weather in October = Dodgy , quite often we get great septembers but by October the gales are coming. Gales are brilliant fun, but after 6 months the novelty wears off :wink:

    Regards to lynching , weve usually lynched our quota by then , but every now & then we make exeptions.

    Try Fi @ http://www.skye-campervan-hire.com/ , booking will be thining out by then & you might be able to negotiate.

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    I always stretch before, dont know what they are called. Standing or lying knee up to chest. Standing or lying on side 1 heel tucked into butt cheek, then 1 heel on breakfast bar & touch toes & hold ball of foot if I can, then stand on a breeze block with heels on ground & pivot up on ball of foot & hold , Then drop.

    Sounds like a faff but it’s my routine.

    Then on nites of I do this for around an hour

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    I don’t know it just doesnt get me. I cant say I laughed that much at the first one, obviously getting old as I largely found it stupid. One thing I’ve learned from cinemas is I tend to laugh when no one else does.

    Best one was watching that pile a turd “Lost in space” When the ship blew up with the family in, Laughter explosion ensued , awkwardness followed as in a packed cinema, nobody else got the joke :oops:

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    You will just need to change the air shaft for a 120mm one. I did it to the Reba’s on my 2015 Anthem & it’s pretty straight forward. (When you watch someone do it on you tube first) :wink:

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    All this talk of caravans & campers heading our way reminds me that it’s soon going to be 40mph season :cry:

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    Needs lasers

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    Work bought me a Makita 18v Brushless DTW1002Z 1600NM , Great for forklift wheel nuts that have regularly driven in salt water. It is a beast!

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    Regularly causes Tim the Toolmam Taylor type grunting :P

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    This happened to me & after going into the RBS branch they told me there was nothing they could do as I was with the Bank of Scotland. The Bank of Scotland told me there was nothing they could do as it was an RBS cash point. 7 years later I got a letter out of the blue telling me that they had found my money!

    £60+ interest.

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    Engineering Dept of a large aquaculture company. Basically a traveling mechanic that works on all sorts of machinery. No 2 days are the same & it’s challenging.

    It’s rather enjoyable.

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    If you come up to the west coast & find yourself on single tracks, please remeber to check your mirrors & read the signs :wink:

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    Swan or Golden eagle.

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    First big bike, an 86 GSX750SE Katana with cone air filters & a hollow silencer with no baffles. I pulled up to a petrol pump and stopped with the front brake, all the weight shifts to the RH side & she starts to topple. Right leg braces on the ground & as she goes over my throttle hand takes the strain & opens the throttle WIDE!!

    Left hand still on the clutch as it’s still in gear & I’m stuck in limbo not on the ground & not upright with it screaming its tatters off @ a million decibels! after about 10 seconds I managed to get some super human strength & composure toghethr & get the bitch upright & the situation under control.

    But not before looking like a prize nobber at a very busy filling station. :oops:

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    Bread & circuses

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    You pick up this working girl,
    who’s hooked on smack,
    who hustles and scores.
    “That’s all I do,” she says.

    She says, “ten bucks for head, fifteen for half and half.”
    She says, “three hits a day at thirty-five per.”
    You say, “that’s seven tricks a day at least.”
    “But,” she says, “sometimes I get lucky.”
    “Once this guy gives me a bill and a half just to eat me.
    Only time I ever came.”

    You figure you can save her.

    You sell your color TV.
    That keeps her off the streets a whole day.
    You hock your typewriter for one jolt.
    Then your shotgun, your watch.

    A week later, you say, “listen, I’m a little short.”
    But she says, “no scratch, no snatch.”
    You say, “look, it is better to give.”
    “But,” she says, “beat off, creep.”

    One night they spot you on the street in your skivvies,
    trying to sell your shoes.
    You tell them who you are,
    but they nail you.

    Then she happens by,
    and she says, “Christ, you look ****.”
    She says, “hang tough.”

    But you don’t say anything.
    You just think, what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me.

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    Daft punk @ Rockness 2007 , unbelievably good. How could it have been 10 years ago :cry:

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    I have had it in the past, prob 10 yr ago. Was doing a lot of wakeboarding, cycling & clubbing at the time. A patella strap worked surprisingly well, but a prolonged lazy spell cured it.

    It’s not just a pain in the knee, but a pain in the ares! But you know that. Good luck.

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    None of my answers were listed & the last image was definatley a “Grotesque alien lady wanting the boaby”.

    58% Sicknes Quotient? way of the mark :lol:

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    T5 86
    BMW 167
    Honda outboard 50
    honda outboard 2
    YZ426f 42 ish
    chainsaw’s & mower & strimer 18

    365 roughly , The T5 really lets the side down.

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    ^^ just double checked 2.25 , pardon me :oops:

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    2.4 WTB trail boss on the front of mine, with no probs. Was the standard rear Racing Ralph not a 2.35?

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    If you think thats bad , I know someone who belives that there is a man living in the sky & he watches everything that everybody on the planet does.

    This man is apparently going to judge us after our death & if we have not adheared to his rules , we are going to be tortured for eternity! (but he loves us & is all about forgivness)

    Anyways, if you go to a building evey sunday & pray to him, even though he has a grand plan, he will change it just for you.

    Scary huh?

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    If you unscrew the collar & with all the internals removed, a bit of heat on the threaded portion & a swift pull upwards will remove the main body from the shaft. It then reveals the part that really needs grease & in my case wears out :x

    Dont worry it goes back together no problem.

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    Being Scottish “Smell yer ma!” springs to mind

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