I work in builders merchants, you’d be amazed at how many builders are apparently “exempt” from wearing a mask.

I’ve never used Facebook. The only social media I use is Instagram, but that’s just pictures of my friends and other people riding bikes.

The middle classes won’t have their passports and driving licenses taken, because they can afford a lawyer to stop it. The working classes however…..

A custom Curtis, exactly to your specifications, or a mason for 500 quid more. Hmm, really?

I wonder what parrot pie tastes like?

“How do I protest this?”
By spending a year in wormwood scrubs, while the right wing press tells everyone you’re scum for daring to disagree with our great leaders.

Just buy the wera one for yourself.

I could do with some new bars, every pair I was interested in was either out of stock, or full price. Usual CRC shit, this is why I stopped using them.

What he just said, go and speak to them. Spraying some poor minimum wage care workers with a hose will do nothing but mark you out as an idiot not worth helping.

Tbh, it makes a pleasant change from sexual harassment charges for the Tory’s.

It is the drivers responsibility, but it doesn’t matter what you sign, if you break tacho laws, they’ll come after the company as well.

Odi long necks. The end.

Is being inbred a nationality now?

“oh boo hoo hoo. I’m a hard done by middle aged white man. It’s so unfair when anybody that isn’t exactly like me is given any of the advantages I’ve had in life”
Get over yourselfs boomers, the world has changed.

This doesn’t even make the top ten of shitty corrupt things done by Blair.

And yet in four days in Copenhagen, where thousands of cyclists passed me, none were in hiviz. Everyone rides around, calmly, in normal clothes. This is probably because the Danish don’t drive like pricks.

Pretty sure he’s going to have the world’s biggest target on his back.
He’ll be put in the sex offenders wing, but even fellow rapist **** hate coppers.

Well if any van drivers need help washing his blood off their van, I’m happy to oblige.
I drive a lorry for a living, if I see the little ****, I’ll happily squash him into oblivion.

I keep thinking I should sign up and pay,then stuff like this happens. If you want my money, it has to work properly, all the time.

You know that bit in return of the Jedi, when they’re razzing speeders through the forest of endor? Yeah, it’s that ……

Fix the root of the problem, chop the trees down.

I really like the look of these, I just wish they did one with more progressive geometry.

It’s the Olympics, it’s corrupt.

Rich men, dodge taxes, leaving millions in poverty and hardship, and spend the money they stole, on cock substitutes.

Yes, what gee is doing is dangerous, but compared to other sports, it’s not.
Look at the IOM TT, Motocross, or the bloke whose soloed el capitan. The human race has a long history of people pushing themselves “because it’s there”

The carbon cycles thermoplastic ones are good. About £24.

All those cables for the twin lock always puts me off Scotts. Apart from that, it looks lovely.

His mindset is easy to understand wca, he’s struggling with repressing his true sexuality.

My aunt was an incredibly happy go lucky, and positive person. Was, she died of breast and throat cancer last month. If anyone suggests to me she should have been more positive, the **** is going though the window.
Saying things like that is not only stupid, is incredibly rude and insulting to anyone who has dealt with, or lost family to cancer.

I think it looks nice, but then, I do own a g15.
Anyone who owns a gravel bike, has no place slagging off the looks of someone else’s bike 😁

No one will come out of this “winners”

Oh my god, there are some arrogant, deluded, self righteous pricks on here. So far, speed limits, highway code, and drink drive laws are wrong. Has it ever occurred to some of you, you might be wrong? Speed cameras and limits are normally in place after someone has **** died.

Because that is where all the shit ends up. The chances of a puncture are high.
Also, once a couple of bikes do it, all the idiot drivers will copy them.

I’m sure one of these three had a transit engine in, that one.

The only thing I could think to replace my now four year old g15 with, is one of these. Looks nice👍
And if you can’t make one go round a tight corner, you can’t ride properly 😁

Rode my single speed on Thursday night,my ebike this morning, and riding my full suss tomorrow. It’s all good.

He makes a lot of “pro” mountain bikers look very average. Stunning to watch.

I knew this thread would bring out the idiots 🤣

Incoherent rambling ✅
Randomly going off on tangents✅
Thinking you are right, and people are actually listening to you ✅
Bragging about how hard you are✅
You are the mad old drunk bloke at the end off the bar.

I used to think Steve was posting drunk, but it’s too early on a Monday to be that drunk. Is it?