Had a flatmate who once woke up, prepared and ate a full loaf of eggy bread then went back to bed. That gluttony was his entire day’s activity. He was also fond of eating 24 packs of space raiders in one sitting. Was very skinny too, but I bet he’s massive now.
Same guy was comically accident prone. He broke a toe seeing how high he could kick a door, didn’t learn his lesson and pulled his groin attempting to kick a light fitting and my personal favourite, cut himself on a microwave. We moved once and took bets on when he’d first hurt himself in the new flat. We all lost – he injured himself on the door on the way
Another guy that shat himself in a taxi and left a trail of nutty brown foot ans hand prints from the front door to the shower.
One flat we didn’t take the bins out for about 6 months, we turned a huge cupboard into the bin room. When we finally cleared it out the contents of the bags at the bottom had decomposed to bin soup. That flat was fumigated after we left.