Don’t forget the Queen.

Stephen Hawking

Berlusconi

Colour coordinated components and a full face helmet.

I heard yes, but I also heard baked beans do too. As above, aiming low.

I am now entertained.

20 minutes ago two chaps came in the shop, who have set of for a run, from their holiday house 17 miles away, who intended to do a 20 mile circular run, lost the member of their group who has the house keys, and knows where they are, and has money (but no mobile phone).

They are considering reporting him lost to the police because they think it would liven their day up.

They are shortly going to try and convince a taxi driver, who they have already told they have no money, to drive them back to the house they can’t get in to get their wallets to pay him – offering iphones as collateral.

This beats bringing episodes of Sparticus on my laptop.

Actually they’re starting to bore me now, and stink quite a bit.

You may get away with it. When they come out, whiel still wet, stand on the belt line and pull on the bottom of the leg. Should sort any very slight shrinkage.

we have a metal skeleton.

OK that just bent my mind.

Incidentally I was talking to a vegan who claimed to have read a book (I should have stepped away then) that detailed how milk destroyed calcium in the bones… That could be a goer of a topic.

No I’d like an arguement but due to a lack of calcium in my formative years maybe I don’t really have the strength and should scale back my ambitions…

Seems like harsh treatment just cos he wants to leave his job.

True, I’m usually just worried about a gap in NI contributions…

That’s the depressing thing, I actually do try. There’s a very good reason I don’t work as a proof-reader.

I’m not blaming everyone, I’m blaming my 80s primary education where I wasn’t taught to spell or talk proper.

EDIT: Never voted Labour in my life.

If it wasn’t for poor spelling, bad typing and somewhat distractable sentence struture I’d be quite staggeringly articulate.

Not sure I do to be honest.

Not my fault, no wiggly red lines on work PCs… even with chrome tab installed…

Instead of asking for an argument just start a post with one of the following titles:

– steel is rubbish
– 24.7″ wheels are the future
– what tyres for slightly muddy trails?
– low carb diets definitely give me more energy

That should sort you out.

I said I wanted an arguement, not advise. When I want to improve my arguing skills I will book myself on a Arguing Skills Course thank you very much – not take back amature back of the napkin type nuggets of fortune cookie argument wisdom from the likes of you!!! #sits back, crosses fingers, clicks refresh fertevly…#

Well, 6 page, but not closed by the mods so I can carry on if I like it.

oh no you don’t

Yes I do.

No, that was rubbish.

Yes, the real questions is whether its worth spending any real time with your father, or just riding. also what he said ^^^^

Alright, so is it correct to plaurulise fork names. Most people Pikes, recons, Lyriks, Floats. But the sticker on the side is singular and they using only have one susupension fork, or ‘pair of forks’.

And is ‘pair of forks’ for 1 Pike, a tautology?

Do his windows with a football, then say, “awww, there used to be this big hedge there that stopped that from happening…”

As above, cutting down a mature shrub is a totally different activity to weeding, the clue would come when you need a saw instead of a trowl.

But it would be in no way worth the bother to sue. If you pay him is up to you. Seems plausable the neighnpoutr wanted A – light, B not to look at a heap of rubbish that you don’t have to look at.

replace it was something more vulgar that also blocks the light if you want vengeance. A billboard of Justin Bieber’s face?

Commence Al

or

Common Saal

?

I’m allergic to egg so for me

3 X Thick well seasoned local sausage (Pateley Specials from Weatherheads)

2 rashers Ians Dry Cured Midle bacon (see above)

Slice of black pudding (Once more from the above) – grilled

Fried Mushrooms

Grilled Tomoatoes

Fried Kidneys

Buttered granary toast, from my own hommade bread.

Coffee

Orange Juice

I said so as well 2:1.

Class 91 if we’re going to get technical.

If you wanna screw with her head a bit start an internet meme where people films themselves grabbing her by the lapels and screaming in her face.

I’d give it a week until she had a full mental breakdown and was no longer able t leave the house. Problem solves. And you saved yourself that whole looking at other schools, uprooting your children from their friends worry.

On a more ‘socially acceptable’ note, have you spoken to your kid to see if it happens a lot? She sounds, admitedly just from the bits you’ve recounted, as if she’s not fully in control of herself.

40 Squares… oh. no hang on.

The head found out about this and dragged my wife in for a bollocking as ‘it made her (the Head) look bad’ to other schools.

This would have me spitting feathers, absolutely none of her business if you want to look at other schools. She could offer to discuss any concerns, sure. But no grounds for complaint, its your right.

Re: the behaviour you saw – Even if your kid is a little sod in the playground that would be very bad practice regardless of any history.

Halo Spin Doctor, if it clicks, it wants grease shoving up it.

vacuum cleaner tube – for installing headset crown races

+1

I have small plastic soft drink bottle, witha tube, and a bit wire copied from the bike guy in Les Linderats to assist with bleeding shimano brakes.

Pretty sure he was playing while I was at primary school. I had stickers with him on. Is mental.

Good for processing red cabbage, infinite amounts of bread crumbs, starting pastry… Babies are an absolute no no. People get really upset.

Well at the very least pee in his shoes, and also his foundations. Other than that likely your insurance company with offer some kind of legal advice.

must be troll, or careless use of word ‘convert’…

And £130 from wiggle at the moment. Tempted myself.

Got mine today! I’m a happy boy. Was tempted to use the lever, the remote is a pig to assemble! But no its done seems pretty good.

While we’re on the subject I bought 2 pairs of sintered pads over a year ago, first pair still hasn’t died, So now I’ve just got these extra pads kicking about getting the way – its an absolute nightmare…

Hilo from wiggle, then go to the pub with the 20 pounds change.

No commitments to customer service improvement, this has happened to me every time I bought from them. I swear 13 or 14 more times and I’ll never buy from them again.

HOW DARE YOU MISS IT IN THE OUTRAGE! THAT’S OUTRAGEOUS! APOLOGISE!

Like I’m actually going to infringe my own privacy and tell you were I buy my double penetration masochistic threesome dolls and animal sounds tapes…