Moon landing deniers

I have to say the room got a little dusty when watching Martyn Ashton – Back on Track

Been doing that for the last 6 years.
No dice.

So annoy you lot it is, then

The kids love it more than me, especially the Witchcraft series, 4 if I recall

Yeah, i think its the constantly getting soaked and covered in grit every ride that sees off the uppers first

PJM,
Bang to rights governor, im relaying this message by pushing a glass about a OuiJa board

About 5 miles out towards Salford.
I’m too fat and old to trail fairy and ride Healey Nab so I’m using Lee & Cragg quarries as my go to loop these days

Might have to give them a go when i kill these.
I wouldnt mind, but the Mrs suggested Decathalon, so que much smugness in this household

Pedals are presently Nukeproof Sam Hills, and the pins are mighty indeed!

I could be if you supply the wig, high heels and £42

I just dont like certain things.
Tasteless near dough masquerading as bread
Companies setting up shop in poor areas creaming off monies from poor people for substandard produce
Companies using monies creamed from the poor, donating profits to political parties
Tories
Not funny comedians

I have no idea how that pic pinged all the radars in one fell swoop!

Peter Andre

He’s hot

Oh, Look!
A picture of a not even remotely funny professional Boltonite holding the produce of vile Tory party funds donors who are also as funny as cancer while being from Bolton…

Peter Kay

I’m currently using these as my riding shoes….

https://www.decathlon.co.uk/arpenaz-500-mens-walking-shoes-beige-blue-leather-id_8322866.html

Maybe not quite up to 5.10 levels of grip but they grip well and so far are wearing ok (except for the stupid white lining, womens colours are better).

Ooooh, those would match your hair, lovely!

P- taking aside, how do find the tread pattern on the pins for throwing out foot position?

If you get the SoulCals right, your planted, but if you dab and don’t get your foot just so, its hell on earth to disengage and re position

I’m using SoulCal ankle hi skate shoes at the moment, the waffle soles stick to the pins like glue

£20 in the sales £40 rrp

Humphrey Cushion

The Neon Teepee

No, Esther still gives me TRFH.
As did those cheeky misshapen veg

Glitter Ball?

I think I’ll give your place a miss if that’s ok

Maybe one day..
I don’t watch TV, it must be 5 years since I seen a BBC program, I nip home and this germ is all over the screen, still stealing a living in the same cheeky cockney grass manner as always.
The more things change, the more things stay the same…

It sounds like a load of you will bend over and take any old rotten deal if it means an easy life.
Sod that, stand for something or fall for everything

Do you work in a night club, Perchy?

Dom Little wood. Steve Wright.
Folk stealing a living pedaling the same old rope for the last 30 years

No, don’t sign. A contract is agreement between both parties and you are clearly not in agreement.
Thin end of the wedge, if you do sign against your conscience

As much as I abhor food banks, I’ll still donate rather than see someone starve

No he didn’t, we’re collectively responsible too, for not directly holding our own locally elected representatives to account,and disengaging from politics – not a mistake I’ll ever make again

The Clapson family are crowd funding for the legal challenge against IDS for the death of diabetic ex squad die David, who’s benefits were cut off meaning the electricity ran out and his insulin wasn’t refrigerated, he was found dead with a stack of Cv’s written out ready to be sent, £3 quid in his bank and a tin of tuna in the cupboards

So we’re in agreement there have been actual deaths of unemployed, Disabled and homeless people due to the actions and policies of a department of UK Gov PLC using a failed form of benefit denial tick box questionnaire designed by American insurance company Unum who were taken to court in the US and lost their case, for health insurance denial using the same system?

A couple of us managed to convince a young lady that the Queen drinks swans milk and that’s why they’re protected under orders of Her Majesty.

Another good one I heard was the phrase lunatic cane about when the Americans went the moon some flies that were on board the rocket started jumping around like crazy. Hence lunar-tic.

Theres a kids fillum about that, i kid you not!
Google or IMDB Fly me to the moon, featuring one Edwin (Buzz) Aldrin

M&S, famous for latter day slave labour practices make a racist pie. Shock

Anyway, post A50, when are you going back to Sodor TtTE?

Could repeat that in “normal”, please?

Can we let rip on Branson yet?

My biggest fib?
Not guilty, your honor

Cameron’s greatest achievement?
Making me, an able bodied and formerly apolitical person become an activist for DPAC and Black Triangle.
I’ll live to see CaMoron, IDS, McVile Patel and Crabb tried for corporate manslaughter

He’s taking things slowly

Well that escalated quickly

And that’s your big fib?

Unionise, you germs.

Home

Sausage park

Did you know Brian Eno thought of the idea for ambient music when bed bound with a broken leg he ask his mrs to swith on the record player, she was in a rush and hoofed out without checking the volume
It was p***ing down against the window against a backdrop of hardly audible music and voila, umpteen million Fripp and Eno, and David Byrne records wre born