Did you ever read Judge Dredd?

maccruiskeen – Member
a balcony which looks out over the garden and has steps down to it. Nothing massive, just an area where I can put a small chair set on.
You’re calling that a ‘Balcony’. Anyone else would call that a ‘Fire Escape’

Exactly this, just as for planning application purposes and taxation, your “office” was in the plans as a “study”

Buckminster Fuller & Jaques Fresco types were right all along?
Who knew

A pump holder under the bottle cage, an easily snapped tie wrap holding a kmc magic link on to one of the brake hoses, and a crank Brothers Cb 17 wrapped tightly in a cloth then a layer of shrink to protect the tube that’s wrapped around it, then shrink wrap to protect the tube and contents from the elements. It’s about 2.5″ x 1.5″ total and taped to the top tube

Think so, and yeah it’s fine, I got a bagful but they’re at work so I can’t measure em at the moment

Is she hot?

Countzero, I just recalled a scene from Road to Wellville..

4 to 6 quarts? I can’t possibly drink that much?

It aint going in that end.

How Steve write has stolen a living for the last 30 odd years by peddling the same old rope absolutely stupefies me

Ton, I love it when Richard Madely takes over, yeah a career of much old ropeness, but it’s the bumbling middle classness that makes him entertaining for me

martinhutch – Member
Love Cheese Hate Fruit

Busted 😳

Not on a mini, Steveh…
Even on Peugeot /citroen it’s possible with diagbox/pp2000 to reset the tyre sizes, even go up whole radius from 14″ to 17″, but mini was a head scratcher, with matched branded tyres on each axle turning out to be the only solution.
That said in pp2000 I turned of the wheel radios and bsi receiver, and deleted the tps system from my pain in the arse 407

Yes, run flats, the tyre pressure sensors run off the abs reluctors, the change in radius of of an under pressure tyre resulting in a measured speed differential throwing up an under inflated tyre state in the tps . So change the tyres from what wasn’t fitted at the factory, or even one worn with three with full tread… You get the picture

Is his dad’s dog dead though?
God damn you, 2016

I nominate Jedi.

perchypanther – Member

Clearly, that isn’t me.
I have much bigger boobs

Are you available for sex?

I’ll listen to anyone giving advice personally, every day can turn out to be a school day 😀

A word of warning, as a PTSD sufferer, I deliberately try to maintain a calm demeanor. Trail etiquette, I give way to faster riders at the first opportunity, slower riders ill ride at a safe distance behind and have a friendly gab at the bottom, offer a few of the tips I’ve been taught…
But just reading davidtsylforths post up there, if that ever happened to me, I know the outcome, and it wouldn’t be a hoof in the slats.
I’d be writing this on the Nokia I’d plugged up my arse before the sentance

No problem there, apart from it sounds like you may be charging packs unattended, a big no no with standard gear… The standard charger still supplies current once the red light turns green, if left for a length of time the battery overcharges and that’s when you get the fire.

I’ve solved that problem myself by opening up the packs and soldering in A remote control style JST balance charge lead, which allows the packs to be charged and monitored by an RC car/aircraft charger that ramps current supply according to state of charge.

You are aware that those headlight adjusters on the dash make the lights point more downward as the number rises and not up, which would cause dazzle? If they were switched “up” from say 3 to zero, then the headlight would then be at normal height with optimal spread and reach that the designer intended?
The wheel is there for when the back end is passengered up and boot space loaded, stopping the lights pointing in the trees and blinding on coming audi-ists in that situation

Incase you missed it Big n daft..

well, Socialism has pretty much always been tried in third world countries. And pretty much always with the most powerful country in the world invading, assassinating, restricting, fomenting coups and scalping it’s children.

edited for brainfart moment and no time to fact check

It was on torrent about 4 month ago, im hoping it lead to a second series…
Damon Harriman who was ace in Justified is definitely my favorite most complex character in this series

Even Bill Clinton couldn’t have pulled that off
As I understand it, he would have got someone else to pull it off for him.

I know someone who said that to Bills face, and lived!

True story, bro…
A mate has been over in Miami during the Presidential elections, on the ticket of his nephew, a highly regarded Chef.
The nephew was asked to prepare a meal for Hilary Clinton, and part of the pomp and ceremony was to have the chef introduced to the diners. The nephew saw the opportunity to ask for a photo with his uncle.
The secret service wouldnt let him within 200 yards of Hilary, but Bill was fine.

So the photo was staged outside, an official photographer, no mobiles or tech of their own allowed near by order of some very very scary men and women with guns holstered but read to draw.
The nephew failed to mention his uncle is the biggest piss taker in Salford, and as the shutters clicked and flashes popped, he leaned across to Bill and said, “did you keep the dress?”
Bills face dropped as he did quite believe what he’d heard, just in time for the second whammy. “I suppose those allegations were hard to beat off”

He’s still alive, he’s home and he’s got some lovely photos of his stay 😛

Dont pity them, help them.
You heartless b*****.

Marxism is just another economic theory
And a much fairer one than the mixes of capitalist rubbish we seem to live with.

For consumerism to work well, you actually need a certain something, i cant quite place my finger on what i might be?

Oh, thats it, consumers!
Not 6 years of austerity lead policy and wage surpression whittling away at disposable income or even full scale total removal of income for those hardest hit.

Do you think the Labour voters who swing to UKIP have really read and understood the UKIP policies and how most of them would be detrimental to them…

*Adopts coloquial estuary Warren Mitchell  accent*

“But Ukip will keep the cooooons owt, wonitt?”

That was me taking the piss BTW, my best mates actually a white middle aged IT professional

Why can electric cars park for free at charge points?

Why did diesel fuel use to be orders of magnitude cheaper than petrol. Same question.
Behavioral nudge theory

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudge_theory

Imagine living in a world where train stations, pubs, shops, houses and even hospitals can be difficult, sometimes impossible to access.

When all things are equal, then lets debate the merits of charging for disabled parking. Until then, maybe lets put a bit more pressure on people to make society a little more equal eh?

Count me in.
But then again ive been an able bodied activist for Black Triangle since it became clear the direction the Tory lead coalition was heading in in regards to disability benefits

Tony at work…

https://vimeo.com/15098401

what, wear some kind of identification badge, like say, trialled in Germany? [/url]

I really don’t give a s*** what happens to the rotting meat shell once it quits working. Boot it in the river Irwell or something.
Or one of them feed a tree pods seem a good idea.
It seems a total waste to blow all them nutrients and minerals up a chimney or fill them full of formaldehyde and make them unavailable to the ecosystem

Nowt wrong with Morrisons butchers, fella…

if it’s good enough for Tory /Chicago School Of Economics poster girl…

A good winter ice grit for grip on icey pathways

Tea at Dracs house tomorrow, for chicken ding curry?

Vinney, the local meat wholesalers in Bolton, Meat Direct.
Weirdly enough when he heard my voice & came downstairs and had a fiddle with the scales to check accuracy or whatever, I strangely got charged less than actual cost for a 5lbs turkey crown, 5lbs trimmed silverside joint, 4lbs sirloin steaks cut in 6 good portions, a leg of lamb as long as me arm and a monster helping of black pudding.
£50.
It’s not what you know it’s who you know, the local mechanic who I’ve known since year dot was a pro butcher before his change in career, and half his relatives know the directors!

riklegge – Member
Amazing video. I’ve often wondered about the mongoose sponsorship, I’ve never tried one of their bikes, nothing against them but it just doesn’t cross my mind as a brand to consider.

I had a love affair with Teocali full bouncers around 2010 and they were good do anything bikes, my nephew rode the hard tail Tyax and it certainly put some miles under its wheels from Canal sides, bridalways to trail centres

Part of the tip is being deserving of a tip, the guys at Braza get tipped for amazing food and service, the old staff at weatherspoons Bolton got tipped for great service, remembering the kids names and rembering preferences, also one night when a mate has a turn – collapsing and wandering off, following every step on CCTV, the pub/shops security radio net and liasing with the Ambo’s, the security lads got a tip. And so forth

Bin men who are employed to empty wheeled bins that have been pre sorted for recycling, where you make sure the bin handle faces outward, where you try and make sure it’s a reasonable weight and so on, when they either can’t be arsed full stop, or when they do, leave the bin hap hazzardly often yards or hundreds of yards away from where they picked it up, usually a danger to pedestrian traffic, ill not tip.

I can’t wait till I go Bald…

ourmaninthenorth – Member
50 quid. Every 8 ish weeks. Manchester

I’d expect a post haircut nosh off for that kind of money

Brant cuts my hair with clippers forged from reclaimed OnOne Inbred steel.
A snip, literally, for a hundred notes a pop