Thanks will give it a go.

I had a great pervy time, in my yoof selling walking boots. Lots of down blouse action.

WANG (next to ****) would have have better. Dont remember any other insult, so this might just be a one off.

There must be thousands of other 4 letter words out there, how come I get ****?

I might just do that!

The Enid

2nd sunday in race week.

sorry wrong film.

‘ hes not the messiah hes just a very naughty boy’

wish you were here – Floyd

Ive just found a can of LF2, anyone else know of this? TBH i think it smells better that GT85 / WD40.

Make sure you go on the right day. Theres nothing like the dissapointment you’ll feel should you arrive on the wrong day. Yep Ive been there…..

What what was the dog called? was it ****? oh well, it was 1944 or was it 43?

That what I thought when I found them.

‘Bairns Warlis and the booncin Berm’. Has to be heard with a geordie accent to appreciate. My mate said it in answer to a question from a teacher. He got the pi** taken out of him for months after.

Hi, Iam just back from the states. Honestly, theres not much out there thats a saving on what you can pick things up for here. Some good clothing deals are arround if you can get the missus to search the clearance racks…

Beamish Mary – best real ale pub.

yep, I like it – take the hint

This really is worth a look (yawn)

I know about the winlatter thing, but we are on holiday then so thats no good.

no bacon sarnie?

Their was a piece on the radio today about fraud. Basically every police force apart from the MET dont have any resources to investigate. We all know why that is dont we……………..

Maybe, it thinks that its being followed so needs to burn oil in an attempt to hide. I think some shops crossing the atlantic did that to avoid being shelled. I think their was some oil burning in the cruel sea?

Was this the guy working his laptop as he was ‘driving’ ?

If you are heading North from london – what other station would you use? Ive always headed up the east from KingsX. (oh were you being sarcastic?)

2.65 Euro for an espresso in Amsterdam, now thats shocking! Brits abroad are going to be few and far between. Not much chance that our european chums will want to ‘invest’ in our housing market. we are stuffed…..

Not in my experience..

Northern women have larger breasts.

Once met some guy who who worked for sustrans.

What about good old smegma? Probably not best on toast.

The rules hadnt changed in october last year. Am going again in easter – bet you a £10 we just fill the forms in on the plane.

You dont need a tourist visa before traveling to the states. You get the forms on the plane to fill in. You then stand in a massive line to have some Goon from Homeland Security ask dumb ass questions. Once you are through all that pap its ok. Most yanks Ive talked to about it think its pathetic too.

30ltr push lid, 6years old, never let me down. Brabantia are probably at an XT level in terms of quality…..

(didnt think I’d ever write about my kitchen bin…..)

Loddrik, we’ve always taken holidays with our other children as close to the school holidays as possible. You are spot on about the cost. As soon as you hit the schools holiday period the price goes through the roof. In infant and primary school the teachers were not bothered about missing school TBH i think they really did understand how important it is for kids to get away with their parents. So why should it change when they get older?

Florida, is not my choice TBH. The lads doing well at school so theres no problems there. Its all target driven stuff thats lost touch with reality. A couple of teacher friends think its a load of bull too, all its doing is alienating parents.

We’d all be better off asking Sir Fred for our money back. Thats the millions he got in his pay off and the 50 billion of tax payers dumped into rbs. The time is ready for some good old collective action. The sooner we all co-ordinate a mass refusal to pay the worthless loans we have on our overprice houses the better we’d all be in the long run. I recon within amonth it’d be all over.

yeh, ive got mice again in garage. they had been feasting on a 10k sack of peanuts for the birds. poison works best.

Durrrr there Juicy 5’s

Have a look at the ACAS website. Its got lots of info you’ll need. From my (limited) experience, employees dont have much in the way of protection in the first two years of employment. However the employer should have followed a process. OOOPs looks like TJ has covered it all above

I made the mistake of watching Ice Road Truckers. It really is a load of pants but, somethink keeps making you watch it. I think its the hope that the ice cracks and one of the big fat truckers sinks out of sight.