A Monet…..2.4 million 8)

Same as we did on your dads birthday ride last year slowrider, but without the drop down into Hayfield (and without your mental bro buzzing my tyre!)
Would like to come along too but these "Pooks Peak(s) pootle" rides have been every three weeks so far, which happen to coincide with my daughters weekends, so what do I do stw people?
Well done for putting these together Pook (but can you please make the next one in 2 or 4 weeks time?) 🙂

Scooter here….I used to have a Lambretta…………………how did it know??

A friend of mine is selling his. Email in profile (sorry for blatant advert!!)

my mother loves me…..

Just walked half a mile (yeh half a mile!!! )to my local newsagents who always have it…..not there was it!
……bought some milk instead 🙁

Wow and lush and Wow again..!

Ur who ur and ur RR….

No, no you cant, pstokes99 is who you are from this day forth….

😀 😀 😀 ….it never ends………….

Love this stuff,
clear as a bell in Notts and Mars coming in loud and clear…. Always gobsmacking

Right, here we go Haaaaaaap………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

I was always intrigued by 'Daves mum'….MILF perhaps?… or just a name, I've often wondered….?

or cunnilingus? that kinda works and could be shortened to cunny or lingus?
My previous cat names have been;
Tiger- not very original, we were kids
Lucky- see above
Pancake- got him on shrove tuesday
Dick Walker- named after a dead fisherman 😯
and presently Punk- was nearly Strummer, after Joe…..which is cooool
EDIT: Forgot one; Gringo….no idea

Tin opener then have a sunroof fitted

I'm an owl and I'm my usual hooty self

Nadal obviously…
but whats more important is why have you got a pointy thing??

Mariokart ?

earl_brutus – Member
davidstow extra mature, not a bad ole cheese, get it down the coop

Ay, and tesco…..proper strong and yet creamy, not sour

Ihave an alpkit 800 (skyhigh?) very, very good for the dosh

Any updates on this? (ready for a blast myself…!)

kevinPP thats mental amounts of snow (for darn sarf anyway!)

I agree jonT. Nice as it is, you dont seem to cover enough ground.
I find myself holding onto my 'air handlebars' and running and jumping on the downhills…..bet I'm not the only one?

I sneeze when I've exerted myself (on the bike)…some people spew, I sneeze..!

Focus for my money, I've had one for ten years and its the most reliable car I have ever had….EVER!!!

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……thats you that is……..

there ya go… Not mine any more though ( miss you!!!)

I nicked a cushion off of my settee (thats a sofa if you're a poshy) one of the big square ones that are part of said settee, double wrapped it in plaggy bag and stapled open end so snow didn't get in (this didn't work!)
It was rather good and exceedingly comfy to boot! 😀

this is funny perculiar and funny ha ha all at the same time…
EDIT: swish edit ernest

muddydwarf – Member
Aleigh – i see a problem. We have a (very) small minority of single cycling females and a huge majority of ageing, balding, overweight, relationship-incompetent males……..

youve got the pick of the bunch you lucky ladies…(I am one of the majority BUT, heres the clincher, I have hair… and not just on my head, all over! I'm like a **** gorilla!!!)….

neilnevill – Member
maybe we should start a STW dating page.

I LIKE IT!!…..got to be started by a girl though…Aleigh, new thread please?

😀
that cant be true cuz girls dont poo…!
I once killed a swan…
Sorry your majesty but it kept nicking my bait… so I shot it with a catapult and snapped its neck! It didnt die instantly either, it flew across the lake with its head dangling in the water and crashed into a tree! Found it dead next day…..I said a little prayer 😥

Cant be nicked, aint no feev's live round there… 😉

you last a lot longer when you do.

Damned right there, I reckon, theoretically and with unwaning stamina, that I could probably go for ever!!……….. 😳

Me and my willy used to get into all sorts of trouble until I discovered that a side affect of anti depressants was zero sex drive……everybodies appy!!

…this I LOVE!!!
(where did I put them crappy MK's?)

think its down to tyres or tyre/rims combo. Some go up no fuss, others are a right pain

How much Wally?……. also would it be ok for ghetto colonic? 😯