Yep, forget the stabilisers. Find a grassy slope with a flat run-off and get kiddo to straddle bike with legs out like stabilisers and let em go!
Run after precious offspring, shouting instructions; "dont turn- dont look down" etc etc.
Before you (and they) know it they're riding a bike…marvelous!!

How about – "TJ is omniscient"

or omnipotent

Crickey, she's got a firm grip not to spill that… wish she would though!

front:
do you…
back:
singletrack?

…simples

Half Man Half Biscuit-named after the singer, who had biscuits instead of genitals…probably (made that up…;)

I recently discovered in my mothers loft, lots of slides of f1 cars and drivers from the 70's and 80's that my late step-dad had taken. He was a keen photographer and mad f1 geek, found some really nice pics.(Nicki Lauda with both ears!) Worth putting on ebay perhaps?

Anyway back to the website, and in particular those maps – I dont see any contour lines?
Is it truly as flat as people say? ………. 😉

I love my nano flats…
Had em for over two years, been abused for many a mucky Peaks ride and never felt the need to give em a service or any kind of maintenance and still they perform faultlessly…..just thought I'd share that! 🙂

Have a nice walk 🙂

Bad, put it back on. Mud X a bit too small for Jacobs rock fest…unless you're going up?

Nobby nics – because I'm worth it..(stole that phrase off of here!)
…or high rollers or anything but conti mk/sk's…they scare the shite out of me!

KAESAE!!!!

he's your man

Johnny Vegas int it?

What would you like to be? Its fine, nobodies judging you…

Well spotted sambob,
this I like…!

Ignore her….or sellotape and staples!

I new a very beautiful girl who thought leather came from sofas

Right, I'm determined to make this one.
Just got to ask the 'x' if I can swap my weekend with my daughter…Could go either way! (god bless x's everywhere!)

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Every third week still pook?
but….but…..you pwomised! BWAHHAHAAAH!! 😥 😥 😥

no I think its an eccentric bb

I want to go now.
Sod pooks peak pootles lets have a stw karting day while the weathers shite!…. 😀

….yeah and put your hand over carb for a power boost.. 🙂

I haven't been for a few years now and I aint no expert but the thing I used to find difficult initially was grip levels in cornering and accelerating. The trick I found helped was to ignore the noise of your engine and try to feel for grip with your right foot…. and be SMOOOOTH!!

Why cant they be trained to poo in toilets? Supposed to be clever and that?

100 bikes recovered from 1 address? I think the police may be right in assuming they're stolen ( worthy of a BUMP!)
EDIT; or it could be ton!!

You joining the flock Ton? 🙂

Ooooh v graphics… Didn't realise they'd done a cotswolds one. Bit extravagant for for a days riding though?
Cheers Ayatollah, wont be going till june so will be bone dry!!

Am free on weekends 6/7 and 13/14 March. Then having operation on my hand on 20th

Are you a psychic with injuries?

😆

That looks $h1t!!..

Thanks for offer, I'll be accompanied by my sister though, who is very new to mountainbiking and very, very slow.
Was hoping for, perhaps, one or two decent bw's that I could base a ride around. Not expecting anything 'gnarr' but dont want to waste the only day I'll have on farm tracks or bog holes, if you know what I mean?
Doesn't have to be within riding distance of Bourton, a short drive somewhere's do-able…Any thoughts?

Cotswold massive-where are they now?
Anyone?…..I can keep a secret 🙁

and back on topic.
Altogether… "port out starboard home, POSH with a capital P, O, S, H…POSH!" ….. Class…

Nice one…
would be nicer if they did same in summer though

Getting a bit fed up with Ladybower loop TBH (wash my mouth out!)
Half tempted to do the Jacobs loop what I missed out on last weekend! OR Lantern pike Chinley churn if it aint too snowy/boggy, cheers tjr666.
Thanks all
EDIT; Pook, put my name down for next one and thanks for not arranging it for 3weeks tme (again 🙂 )

is that a macpac druidh?

How does that beaky front mud guard work then? Cant see it stopping flying mud at all ….redickerous!!!

I had lots of failed attempts getting my high rollers to seat with a track pump. Even with the strap round the tyre, it just wouldn't seat.
A mate suggested using a garden sprayer, as it had worked for him, and yeah it worked- only just though and with a bit of modification.
You have to get max flow out of it by removing the tube and filter from inside the bottle, loosely taping over the pressure blow-off valve and pumping it up to way past what is probably safe (safety glasses might be a good idea!)
I removed the spray head and pushed on the valve and tube off of my track pump on to the sprayer tube and pulled the trigger…. Not exactly explosive but constant pressure, something you cant get with a track pump – up she goes……thank ****!!

Never….ever
had it ten years, doesn't seem to get any dirtier

To remove/replace just the glass, you have to push on the glass and slide it at the same time (2000 model)