Get a big one lots on E bay just choose a local one and collect pay about 30 -50 don’t worry if its rusty /dirty ect .It will change your life , no end of things are easier with a vice .i have 3, two wood for inside the house type jobs and a 50 kilo monster out in the wheel shed for big dirty man jobs (thats the wife description )
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Hans rey has a book thats very broad ,i enjoyed it ,can not remember the name as its in storage ??

i used a commercial oven cleaner , speak to a chef at a bistro/restraunt/pub – i heated up the rotor and pads in the oven then sanded the surfaces with wet and dr using the cleaner -wear gloves its hot and caustic .

BRUTAL – silly me for thinking i could saunter around? That is like a red PLUS +. I went round the bottom half with the wife 18 months ago ,went over the bars and snapped a chain then the wife threw the towel in , What a work out it was quite physical . Loved it , started to lose light on way back so stopped at a pub and got the wife to collect me while i slurped some ale ?

I have a Caravan at lane ends/ Holden so will be riding up from there ,then back to the wifey in keighley and a beer ?? :P

Just bled rear brake , feel dead proud of my self ,went for a test left it an hour another test its still ok ,i am feeling very proud my self! Only to be brought back down to earth by the wife who said all you did was follow the instructions ????

I fancied it ? but i have to pick up a vintage Vespa from t’ London boo hoo :( my last weekend off as well before i start my own business?

Im not scared of a big un ?

looking for miles in the legs

Im having my second go on Thursday after the first ate a chain and spat me over the bars ? then I’m riding back to keighley on’t roads
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G I Jane , what a movie “when i see the see once more, will the see of seen or not seen me ” and ” a bird will fall, frozen ,dead from a bough, without ever feeling sorry for it self” :P

My lack of debt is my own private status symbol, occasionally i wear a 10 oz bracelet and a 16 oz necklace when I’m feeling a bit hip hop ,just to piss the wife off ha ha .

Want want want………………… ! ill put them on the wish list ?
best get serving them chips for tips ?

looks great i have been doing a few of the climbs on the mtb but i guess thats cheating ha ha

My old swift sport ran on 97 to 99 RON fuel, if i used normal 95 RON fuel i lost mpg and about 10 bhp i reckon , i used the ggod stuff 75% of the time . I got more MPG and a touch more fun , i used to feel more torque for over taking and bends ect , it made me smile more so was worth It . :P

I bought Altura Apex baggies that came with a liner there biggest size worked for me when i was 120k, after losing some i went a size down , not cheap but tough enough for the job . :P

I went to El bulli in Spain (think Heston but better) and one of the head chefs taught me to make spherical olives. It is where the sphere is set on out side but liquid inside ,so when i got back i made spherical Stella and then bubble beer but with lighter liquid filled bubbles – it tasted like beer with chewy flat beer bits , ha ha – still at least i know ? :lol:

I got a Suzuki Grand Vitara 2.4 petrol 2010 model with Auto , its not exciting to drive but very comfortable , its my 4th Suzkuki after, 1 jimmy , 1 swift and another vitara 3 door some years back years back. Its big inside reliable ect goes off road great , mpg around 28-32 in general depends on how heavy i am on throttle , i like the Jeep patriot cos of the shape ,but i wanted a big engined one then i saw a Grand Cherokee thing with a SRT V8 and thats all i wanted but imagine the petrol 12mpg ,hmm maybe one day ????

Go to the cove in Malham ,
Go to Grassington, lovely walk to Linton play the river in wharedale , Grassington house is a cracking eatery ,i got married there (well had the food thing there),
Go up to the viaduct in Horton , Settle is a bit Hmmm ,? you will see it all in an hour ,great base though.
Go to Skipton bigger town for a wander round shops , Anchor Inn at Gargrave is a basic Breweres fayre type but great outside area next to canal (lovely walk to bank Newton 1 mile , Angel hetton for mega classy food 3 miles from Gargrave ,
Skipton has a castle and my neighbour dresses like a tool as a guard ha ha , Welcome to gods county fingers crossed for sun .

I love the Attack Range , proper good kit , shame i am a fat knacker i need an xxl :(

I just bought a Panda 4×4 its proper cool for nipping to town or bounding up the farm ,

My wife is called Ying – she likes jigsaw puzzles she is a bit special like ?

Standard 3 months probation i can understand that but it was put ” were not gonna offer you a full time position due to a negative reference ,so we will give you a 1 month trial to see if you are the man for the job ‘followed by 3 months probation ?
Then a U turn when i turned it down ,they are without a chef for the summer ? i reckon i am being used as a filler ?

I re took up MTB after after giving up kite surfing and I’m glad i found love for it again , i also dabble in a bit of audio production and dj as a hobby , been into it for about 16 years. The wife wishes i could find cheaper hobbies ?

I want one of them Pukka Pies jerseys – King of the pies ?? that or a Timothy Taylor one ? :lol:

I would burn it at the Border when we finally get shot of the sweatys :wink:

I did the 4 climbs in Worth valley this morning , lovely ride out and all on my doorstep nice ride .

I loved it , cracking ride out , :P

My cousin is severely mentally and physically disabled and will be cared for all her life and always has been . She has just graduated from assisted boarding school and is home during summer before a place is found at assisted living. During her last month the school signed 3 of the student up to face book, i called her grandma(official guardian )and her mum and sisters and said she should be taken off FB as she is not capable of making judgements( she kissed a boy and then told everyone she has done sex ?) I think in some cases internet usage should be monitored . I would do the same with a teenager son daughter ,if these are vunerable it should be monitored .

I would smash it !

Tenerife – Siam water park , lots of MTB and road biking ,Kite surf beer bars and cheap food – perfect holiday

I’m with binners on this one :mrgreen:

I normally think about what it would be like to bump into a group of sex hungry women /girls /mature women /latino girls ? you get the picture ? that or if work is a drama then work ?
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I love those Reliants ,SS1 , i also love the suzuki Cappucino

I smell a bit of oil but i’m on gardening leave so not too bothered , got to go for an interview tomorrow so ill swarfega my self nicely up ?

Noooooo , I trapped a nerve in my back and spent 4 days in agony , i had no plans and 4 days free, i watched the commonwealth games and got more and more pissed off , new car arrived on Friday and i was hurting too much to thrash it around as well ???????? Oh well its better today but don’t want to aggravate it so a pootle around the village is al i dare do ??? back to Job interviews tomorrow ??

I kept my last car for 7 1/2 years ,bought at 4 months old off dealer, demo car . I had 7 1/2 years of trouble free motoring over 94,ooo miles (98,000 on clock ) only ever had tyres and wipers. went through MOT and garage took me round car , shocks not leaking but worn bushes and shocks looked corroded, brakes worn disks and pads (never had any pads) wheel bearing had started to groan . So this was the point the car was gonna start bleeding money so we got rid while it still had some value in it . Bite the bullet and cut your losses ? Unlesss its got great sentimental value and your gonna keep it for ever ??

Missey Giove’s Cannondale fulcrum/super V from 94- 97 :lol:

Great for DIY , had mine 2 years now ,all my family got them ,no good for a tradesman though but great for light use DIY.
The colour makes me feel like I’m in a sci- fi movie, i have to point and make phaser noises??

Malvern rider ,
i am a chef who works with local produce from very local suppliers , you have made me see sense, you are not responsible for my next action but can be credited for making me wake up? i will wait 2 days for the best tomatoes or job or new life but i will make sure my family are right there with me to taste the freshest, nicest tomatoes, So best food- best location and best leisure (spelt wrong) chefs are actually thick ? cheers guys and chapeaux .