Anything by Adam Hall.

Ton- It appears he is right, too!

Linky

Trouble with the nice beers, is that they tend to be strong, and I’m only a little feller, so I can be a bit rough the next day, which is why I stick to the cooking lager.

Hmmmm! :D

GW- LOL!

Still falling in Lancaster (albeit gently!)

Me too. The wind was a bit aggravatin’, tho’!

gg- that is the killer. Never mind, I didn’t like the start point being my doorstep anyway! :D

Not heard the news before. Thanks for the shout. He was/is a great favourite of mine. I will drink to his memory!

Why not? Surely you can sympathise, they were only seeking attention! :-)

:oops:

Sorry, DD!

That’s because your browser has been hijacked by w+w+w.2girlz1kup.com! :lol:

<Breaks into sweat and thanks the Lord’s of STW for the edit function!>

I’ve nowt but praise for their Lancaster branch. Always found them nothing but helpful, and supportive!

Cheese on toast is the breakfast of champions.

Welsh rarebit is a Cardiff virgin.

Nice one, Simeon. Looks like a good day out. Best wishes for a speedy recovery from the op! :-)

Best of luck to you both!

Glad to hear (read!) it. Best wishes to you all, and a good nights kip. Works wonders! :lol:

Electric bike is the one. Cost £200 or so. Range 20 miles or so on the flat. ( A shop near me sells them, but no interest so can’t vouch for data veracity. Overtake enough of them on my commute, though! :lol: )

Appears to be on sale again at £675.00. How bargaintastic is that!

As someone who gets tor read more applications than he writes, start with the basics. This might sound daft, but the number of applicants who can’t spell or have no appreciation of grammar would astound you. And trust me, in a job where you have to be able to write reports. papers, etc, you are on a looser…

Binned! :lol:

Almost cried!

Good on you, Stompy! Learn from it. Life marches on…

sfb soz nowt pirsnal! :D

Blackburn. Lifetime guarantee. :D

[/quote]I have 2 children emerging from the recent educational system

Am I supposed to guess they recently left school/college/universarty or some radical change in teaching methods?

Oops! Torminalis.

Tormanalis

http://torminalis.blogspot.com/

Congrats to you all!

No.

Washing machine/tumble dryer tubs work superbly.

<stands before you, lip quivering>

Next you will say, “There is no Tooth Fairy!”

<runs away, and hides in corner, crying.>

Great for warming your hands, IIRC! :D

Soz, "Ego te absolvo", if you could visualise it for the moment.

I’ll let yer off, innit!

sfb- Surely you meant "hic, HAEC, hoc"?

Aye, that’s him. Lightweight! :)

Can’t help with the articles, sorry. But please say ‘Hi” to Jon from one of his corporate sponsors. I’m watchin’ his every move, :)

RB- Yeah, for about 30 seconds!

cg is going to be p*ssed at your breaking curfew!

Aleigh- Sara Brightman’s dad was the voice of “Muffin the Mule”. (I can’t remember if MtF is still illegal or not!)

Merry Christmas!