What do you call Noel’s House Party after it’s been run over by a steamroller?
Noel’s flat party

How do you make a questionnaire laugh?
You tick all its boxes

six more?

hold tight. i could go on all day.

There’s a convent full of stupid people, except for one, and she’s Nun The Wiser.

Why did the puma get on well with other pumas?
He had a good sense of puma

have i? if thats true then STW in massive small world shocker. cos it aint off here!

Why did the Belgian keeping mixing up his indefinite articles?

Because he was an twerp

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his bad diet he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis.

lincolnshire isnt northern.

north lincs and the humber yes. lincolnshire in general, no.

Bimbler.

Id question any map that puts Cleethorpes 15 miles in land of a coastal Grimsby.

worrying.

that’s impressively ugly.

kona one and other more ‘scene’ ones have all been heavy as **** when i’ve looked em up/picked em up.

more recent speccy ones are basically an allez with no gears.

langster. cheap as cheaps. millions of em on ebay.

light, stiff enough, decent enough kit. for £250 ish (SH) for a whole bike. whats not to like?

Filter coffee from Starbucks taken black is far more detailed and full bodied than an Americano.

+1

an americano (IMO) is generally not a nice drink. tastes like a watered dwon espresso, and nothing like the ‘regular’ coffee they badge it as.

i LOVE espresso based (short) drinks, i love nice filter coffee.

i cannot fudging stand americanos (normally – some exceptions obvs)

So your paying 20% VAT and they are running off with the profit etc.

surely that’s the definition of buying something. anything. from anywhere?

or if you lived in communal flats/apartments and were stood in/passing by the post box room when postie arrived you could claim to be the OP and sign for/nick his new phone.

it’s not even a good version (bit in-jokey?)

new levers are £36

job done. use old one for spares.

probably a good plan. there was around 10 or so folks circulating at 9.30am

and it was about -3….

such is life. aint gonna get a patch of land that big to build on in the centre of a city unless its a bit dodgy…

yeh 2k or so.

think we did 4 laps and was 6 and a bit miles all in…

Great fun. Cold weather sets the surface like concrete too. V grippy.

(bit clearer in 720p)

dammit chris. the mrs will go mental if she finds out about this purchase!

assuming you’ve ridden your road bike more than three times then you know the answer.

then you surely know the answer?

not just an edinburgh issue.

i ride through malin bridge and hillsborough every day.

think i cross about 14 individual rails on the way to work.

each way. sketchy!

far worse on road bike than mtb.

saying this a common sense issue suggests these people have never commuted along these kind of lines. V. hard to avoid being in a dodgy position some times.

that said. i’d never consider suing over it..

just let mine out for a piss and he never walked passed the window.

opened the door to find out what he was doing and he was just stood on the steps, head into the wind with his ears flapping like he had his head out a car window.

silly sod was loving it.

hang on…

if you are fitting bigger wheels, then smaller tyres to make the OD the same size as it was before…

then what’s the point?

You shouldn’t be forced to pay a tax for something you have no intention of watching.

but there’s no segregation. your argument is akin to not paying vehicle exise duty because you only drive round b roads, and dont like motorways.

I already like the faster pick-up on my (geared hub) SS, I guess that’s just from decent chain tension compared to a geared setup.

errr?

PP +1

Police isn’t their style.

more likely to get threatening letters changing colour to indicate how serious they are!

AIUI the license is for the posession of equipment capable of receiving a TV signal so even if your TV is disconnected and in a box in the loft you still have to have a license for it.

doubt it. it’s a viewing license not an equipment license.

wow. i like this thread.

If a dog bites you and you kick it to get it off you and stop the biting then that’s fine

indeed. but if a dog is really going for it then i strongly advise getting the **** out of there.

anyone claiming to have ‘kicked the shit out of a dog to teach it a lesson’ has clearly either been picking on small dogs, or dogs that were close to rolling over anyway.

Already have

bad times. and is the fussy wench chipping in for this vehicle?

;)

Mrs wont drive a van.

take her for a roll in a T5.

she’ll change her mind.

feel for your mate.

i have lots of hindsight advice, but none that would help him now. hope you can sort it out.

they are ex display/distributor.

they have been cut short so they can go on show stands.

not that hard to work out!!!

also could you list your postcode?

the hours that you work?

and any neighbours that might be a bit nosey when i pop round with me mates?

FFS.

They are dogs FFS, not babies!

ahhh. cheers.

remains unstolen.

once a week isnt too bad in general, but isn’t great when the pup is young.

dogs are very hard work when they are young and i’d thoroughly recommend being there with and for them 100% of the time until they are a good few months old.

that said, lots of people don’t. but then (seemingly) lots of people have dogs that are badly socialized or bite their children’s faces…