Yes, seriously, because many of these ‘aids’ are nothing of the sort, they’re just manufacturers getting carried away with all the whizzy new electronics and fancy selling points to try to flog new cars. All of the really important safety aids are already built into pretty much every modern car, everything else is just sparkly glitz.
Just because you drove some cars to Cornwall for your job (I think you might have mentioned it once or twice), doesn’t qualify you as an expert in vehicle and system design. The newer aids might not provide the step change in safety that existing aids such as ABS, ESP, airbags, etc did, but they make incremental improvements to safety which all add up. Existing systems such as ABS and ESP are also improving all the time, partly aided by the better system integration – aka whizzy electronics. There is a lot more to making a car function than a touchscreen