Usual boozed up when working away, so hammered i walked out the hotel room door instead of to bathroom & pissed in reception before going back to bed, forgot about it untill checking out the next morning because my mate had an adult movie bill to settle from the other room, didnt go down well with Hotel Manageress or onlooking pensioners!
explicit texts to my sister by accident instead of some bird wasnt funny either
got loads more