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  • Anyone for Semis? Fort William World Cup DH results & talking points
  • TheSwede
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    I have never met or even heard of ss Stu.

    TheSwede
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    Makes noise like cold water down the back! How very dare you.

    TheSwede
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    Slosh.

    TheSwede
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    Oi Stu, TooTall’s mum is fit. Well at 03:00 on Sunday morning in the kebab shop she is.

    TheSwede
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    Recommended Fork Length: 100-130mm but it would probably be fine with a 20mm spacer in your floats.

    TheSwede
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    Is’nt that just how orange fives ride. Skinned knees and rear wheels rolling around all over the place the last time I went to a trail centre.

    TheSwede
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    Yes

    TheSwede
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    robbo
    SC need a risk awareness course big time letting a concussed rider continue. (and I’d find new mates as well!)

    Nah mates are great. It was their holiday too. There’s no way I would have wanted any one else’s ride to be over due to my off. His couldn’t care less attitude how ever was very odd to say the least.

    TheSwede
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    I went out there a few years back and although it was’nt quite as bad as the OP’s description, I know where he’s coming from. I managed to crash hard on the second day, riding like a **** and half cut from a 4am finish session on the lash. I broke my nose and eye socket at the top of a mountain. It was decided that I would have to go back to the digs whilst the lads carried on the ride obviously. I was fairly concussed and couldn’t negotiate which brake did what and basically how to get down the mountain to the van. Alan asked if I was ok. I said yes as I am a macho nob and he rode off down the trail. I got to the van after another couple of near misses. Alan opened the door, put his bike in and jumped in. I struggled to lift my bike in on my own as was pretty smashed up but no help from old Al. On the way back to the digs, he basically ignored me. He may well of thought I was just another idiot who’s crashed out, but to show his feelings to a customer? I certainly wont be recommending them to anyone in a hurry. Oh and the state of his bike and kit was laughable. I did enjoy Dave’s company though, who had only just started with them and was learning the trails. Good look with that I thought.

    TheSwede
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    Yes please.

    TheSwede
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    I meant I cuddle you and you give me a hand job.

    TheSwede
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    I’ll have the XR3’s for a cuddle and a stroke?

    TheSwede
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    Spose 🙄

    TheSwede
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    TheSwede
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    They are about spot on normal size IMO

    TheSwede
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    Just tried to jump over a flower bed and smashed my plums on the fence. Going to stick to hop scotch 🙄

    TheSwede
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    Definitely might be there.

    TheSwede
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    Well I was going to say that I’ve always fancied a flutter with a tranny, you know, try everything once except incest and morris dancing but jeeze, I’m out of here 😯

    TheSwede
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    Ive only ever bought one issue and that was only because I was in it. Really doesn’t inspire me but then I don’t read any mtb mags other than the ones in my mates van on the way to rides. I likes to sees new bikes and kit but the words is far too confusings.

    TheSwede
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    When I started road riding my wrists ached like mad. At one point I couldn’t keep the same grip for more than five minutes without moving to the drops, hoods or tops. I wondered if the bike was too low at the front and ass up but it just went away after a few weeks. This may not be the case with you but I thought I’d add my two peneth worth.

    TheSwede
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    Volley ball tastic.

    TheSwede
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    True 😉

    TheSwede
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    Why do you lot keep talking about bicycles. This is all about telling your audience that you are willing and open for wobbly rod smoking. It’s a lifestyle statement. If young tazz is happy then let him ride his contraption and swallow the love goo without all this head angle, silly forks mockery. He can’t help it.

    TheSwede
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    Paaaaaaarp

    TheSwede
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    I need to master the art of wearing ladies clothing with such panache as well

    I can see straight through your smooth pillow talk you womanising pig but I will admit, your silky tongue has got my man pussy juices flowing. Must resist.

    TheSwede
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    To crash like me you need to be able to ride terrain other than fire roads although I am highly trained at undignified fire road dismounts as well. It’s an art form you know. Not just any punk off the street can do it.

    TheSwede
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    Ha, fully ghey try hard ss stu wannabe nobber 😉

    TheSwede
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    You didn’t quite achieve the lotus to finish so only a 6 awarded.

    TheSwede
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    Flat turn to grass wok plant fakie ass cam extreme 😉

    TheSwede
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    Alpe d’huez in a transit van. It was painful.

    TheSwede
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    Ah that fsa one from crc will be just the ticket. Cheers.

    TheSwede
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    Now you’ve spoilt my little ruse 🙄

    TheSwede
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    It’s this guy.
    James Calado

    TheSwede
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    Or, to be controversial, band on the ipod and go hurt your self on the tarmac for 50m. See which bike winks at you in the morning.

    TheSwede
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    Brundle fly

    TheSwede
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    Go rat boy.

    TheSwede
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    Warner is a class gob shite. Love him.

    TheSwede
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    Opened up his arse like a hippos mouth 😀

    TheSwede
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    Holy shizzle, that was close.

    TheSwede
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    DH

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