Place a walk in bank vault inside your shed. Ebay ?

Hubba hubba.

I bought some carbon ones off flea bay just to be bling but they are lasting really well.

Tick

Metal flex's, hard coat gloss paint does'nt. Unless its that new fangled elastomer polymer witchcraft.

Prob even too much up front for Brian Lopes. Think he ran 160 up front for the world cup. Lyrics maybe.

🙂 lol at stu. Petes group here too.

🙂 lol at stu. Petes group here too.

One day she will discover this forum and then we are all in deep poo. Some of us more than others. Oh she is female alright but if you locked arms with the beast you would ask for a gender test. She wrestles race horses around all day and 15st of man is no match for her forearm strength. Here we go again.

Sorry Elaine. Gary, dont let your wife force you to have the yougart and maybe suggest she doesnt wear that f*@king hatefull dress again. Tell her it reminds you of Mrs Bucket. Man up and tell her.

Uhh urm. Oh yes, my other half. Well I've built her up a bike and took her out for the shake down ride on sat. Nothing fell of the bike. Not even her so its all good so far. I even made her ride down the side of a loose embankment that i have seen men chicken out of. Good girl. Must up date fanny bashers post. Still, always looking to trade her in for a smaller / younger / female model..

Your imagination is obviously very limited. No need to get personal gary. Now i'm serious. Out side yougart boy.

Yougart. 🙂 Not merely a spelling mistake but a comedy fail that has amused the hell out of me due to the ease of which you bite sir. Now put down your handbag and and take it like a man. Now back to Elaine. Ready to commit.

oi harry, hands off. I saw her first.

Gary m, step out side sir and bring your yougart.

I especially like tiny weeny petite sexy mountain biking ones. Very hard to source. Marriage ?

Hows the grip on the loose, dry dusty stuff.

I love the name Elaine. Just thought i'd say. X

Gota try me some of that yougart.

Ive stopped washing my bikes so much and never spray WD40 / GT85 on the BB. They last a hell of a lot longer. Still shite though 🙂

Free hub is £27 ish from winstanleys or crc and due in stock next week.

You'll be lucky.The freehub uses one easily found at any bearing suppliers and the other is only made in japan. You can order it from the importers via emailing them but their web site is down. I've been waiting 3 months for my new free hub which includes the impossible to get bearing.

Sends spoke key skipping across pond. (It belongs to Ayatollahofniche). You are calling me a fag. Quote " nipples make ney difference " you sir are a purveyor and demonstrator of the curious gentlemans electrical anal pleasurers and lubricants. And that is a fact.

Nothing to say for your selves eh. I hope you all feel very stupid indeed. Pulls spoke key out of plaster board and retrieves wheel from neighbours hedge 🙁

well thanks for the help chaps. Spokes on drive side too long by ur, about 2mm i guess. Fail. Start again. 258's required with 14mm nips. To be fair the new spokes actually measured 261 so that has'nt helped.

Sailors, builders, cowboys etc frequently entering and leaving. Right said Fred / scissor sisters / Erasure / WMCA blaring out of the windows. We were talking about single speeders yes.

I had a tug over the hotel inspector the other day. I was hung over!

Second back by about 6" at times. Good buzz but bad practice eh. If pete had stacked, it would not have been pretty. 😯

Crap, especially that last descent.

Ride three times a week and do weights twice a week if i can be arsed. Im 34 and thats enough for me. Rest at the weekend if not going pedaling some where nice. If i do that for more that 3 weeks on the trot i find i get far too fit 🙂

Stupid phone and fat thumb.

Got about 5 acres of fields full of horses. Its crap. The drive way has had me off a couple of times though. Very technical and loose. Ok ok its chippings and i do skids on it.

🙁 Going up at the end of the month for a long weekend. Not been before and your not selling it to me. Thought this was going to be one of those sarcastic posts with lots of photos of challenging climbs and glorious endless decents.

09 frame, pike dual airs, double ring set up. Plenty much fun. EBB at 6 o clock.

Independent Fabrications are proud to unveil their new Wok support line.

I hear those silly 650b wheels are only for seriously over weight riders. An extra top tube is often used in conjunction with said wheels for extra strength.

Blue sky has been photo shopped in and burnt out fiesta and bin bags photo shopped out. 😉

Large flat head screw driver down behind biggest ring and hub and twist. If its a pro2 you can get a smaller flat head in the end of the free hub grooves and twist. Remember to shout at the same time as twisting " come on ya f…… b…… c…" Should work.
Beat me to it. Lock ring eh. Long bar on the ends of chain whip and ratchet and shouting.

Amateur explosive devices. Blow stuff up in the garden, but don't, repeat, don't loose any important fingers that you may need for braking / changing gears once she makes you get back out on your bike again. Or go for the worlds biggest elastic band ball build starting in the front room. Think the biggest is about 5ft high.

Gota get me that there shirt.