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  • TheSwede
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    Karma for mucking in the street. I’ll never do it again after being caught by that bus load of nuns.

    TheSwede
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    Travel spacer don 😀 dapper 😀 then piece 😀

    TheSwede
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    I’ve just gone 1×10 36 front and 11 36 block. STILL waiting for shifter to turn up but anything I cant grind up in a 1:1 ratio, Im happy to hop off and push up. It’s on my butch full bouncer so It’s no race bike up hill any way. One thing that is worth it’s weight in sweat is how quiet it runs. No more chain rattling of the front mech. Bliss.

    TheSwede
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    Seats. They are always good in a cafe. You don’t want to be standing up trying to pour tea and eat a slice of bakewell tart, so get some seats. Ooh and something to rest tea and cakes on after you have sat down. Not sure what you would need for that though. I’m exhausted. That’s all the tips I’ve got.

    TheSwede
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    Ross Kemp and Bob Hoskins love child, brake levers to far forward / down, non fashionable fat flat pedals fitted, non fashionable high rise bars fitted, those tyres may be fine for riding on a sheet in a white room but they would suck in the FOD and how can you possibly align your logos with valves if you haven’t got any. Fail.

    TheSwede
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    24″ rear is where it’s at.

    TheSwede
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    Please, not cushions again 😯

    TheSwede
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    Thing is it was never mine.
    Just borrowed the frame off The White Shoe Racer

    Um I mean it’s very very nice indeed.
    Locks door and pulls covers up over head.

    TheSwede
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    Dialled

    TheSwede
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    Stu, yours is shite too. 😉 X

    TheSwede
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    Truthfully, I think it looks really dull. Sorry. Probably great to ride though. Actually with steel forks it’s probably not. Sorry again. 😀

    TheSwede
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    I’m guessing those sparrows knees belong to that scrawny biatch beckham?

    TheSwede
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    Imagine you get there, put the shovel in and the ranger turns up. “It weren’t me govna. Honest It weren’t” 😆

    TheSwede
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    Bottom.

    TheSwede
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    Had two 29er ss’s and since I’ve 1×9’d the one due to it being a geared frame which never worked very well as an ss with a tensioner, Ive used the other once and didn’t really enjoy that. It may have been a fad that I’m over but I wont sell it just yet.

    TheSwede
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    There’s nothing you can teach me. You don’t even know which foot to put down when cornering 😆 😆

    TheSwede
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    I know I know, just poking 😉

    TheSwede
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    Jedi captured in controversial “heel up” air shot 😀

    TheSwede
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    Makita die grinder here. Mmmwwhhahaha.

    TheSwede
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    Ah I see, this an attempt at sarcasm?

    TheSwede
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    Lol @ Mark.
    Slightly broken nose!

    Week after nose job.

    Pedro’s sympathetic text pic.

    TheSwede
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    Riders with 800mm bars need not apply. That dog 28 seconds in would have spoilt my entire run.

    TheSwede
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    You would also need a new rear wheel build as it’s a 12×135 swinger.

    TheSwede
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    Grit your teeth!

    TheSwede
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    Just three types of fork. QR, QR15 and 20mm.
    QR the bit that actually sits in the fork drop outs on the hub measures 9mm not the QR squewer.
    QR 15mm foxs little bolt through design with a QR lever.
    20mm front can have a QR operated lever or the older style allen bolt.
    On the other end, QR rear drop outs on the frame measure 10mm so you can fit a bolt through axle (10mm) to a QR rear frame.
    Rear maxles can be 10mm or 12mm and require a maxle rear end. Not retro fittable to a QR frame without some welding.
    I think that’s it 😀

    TheSwede
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    penetrate females in the harem

    Cough

    TheSwede
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    Mark, who’s the commodore 😆

    TheSwede
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    Middle eastern eunuchs (of the Ottoman Court Harem- 1465-1853 & the Dolmabahce Palace 1853-1909) may have had either their testes removed or all of their male genitalia removed. Black eunuchs often had everything removed, whereas white eunuchs tended to have only their testes removed. White eunuchs were banned from harem access around 1582, perhaps because some could still penetrate females in the harem.
    Sorry for the cut n paste.

    TheSwede
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    Lifetimes and possibly Lego willies are too short 😉

    TheSwede
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    Yeah, just because he is a theoretical physicist and cosmologist genius with CH, CBE, FRS, FRSA after his frikin name doesn’t mean you can get away with masturbation in public even if it is by the medium of Lego.

    TheSwede
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    Oh yeah 😀 I mean they were just Lego lolly pops being sucked by a hot Lego lady who needed cool refreshment.

    TheSwede
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    TheSwede
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    Happy Birthday Matt X. Some nice looking wet fire road riding there.

    TheSwede
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    V1’s only 711-Fail
    Other V1’s only 38mm rise-Fail
    Kore-Fail Weight 365g-Fail

    TheSwede
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    I’m afraid you’re going to have to deal with the frustration of not biking and concentrate on recovery. Biking may seem like everything to you when you can’t do it but wrecking your ankle by rushing back out on a bike could end your walking properly, let alone cycling. Take the time out, get physio and find a new hobby for a while.

    TheSwede
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    One guy one cup is nasty but DONT!
    Ultimate Pisshead on P1 is awesome. 😀

    TheSwede
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    How old are you? I would recommend a good break from the bike and do a lot of walking / swimming or something. If you get back at it to soon and break it again you could be feckered.
    Disclaimer. I am not a doctor 😉

    TheSwede
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    Dam dam dam. Fiver cheaper. Bargain. Dam.

    TheSwede
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    Preference only to price and whether I want a fancy coloured spider but **** buying sram 10 speed when slx is 38.99. £10 cheaper than sram PG1070.

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