Use the pig as a hard hitting play bike and as an excuse to splash out on a light weight xc bike.

LL was quite quiet really, lifers want an easy life I suppose. Saw a fair few guests sliced up or tar’d but not many staff assaulted. Likely to loose their snooker tables or play stations!

Only messing, I used to be an osg at long lartin and I think we commented on a couple of threads on niks 😉

I have a long memory and a voices echo on the wing.

Cough Lardy?

esselgruntfuttock
My jimmy jams are on but I’m allowed to stay up until 12 tonight old screw. You sound a little uptight. Not had a face full of piss tonight have we?

If I were buying a new bike I’d just make sure it didn’t have ‘Maverick’ written on it.

Choose a brand and model you like then research reviews. Move on until you find the one with the least negatives. Find owners on here or similar to quiz on sizing. Buy, build, ride, repeat process infinitely. Done. Easy.

So not lawn bowls then? It’s definitely not lawn bowls?

The only moaning that will be going on Sarah is when I ram my fist up your….. no, I’m not going to lower my self. Ok bottom, it’s bottom 😉

Ha ha.

Compressor right? Squeeze the tire down on to the valve hole (push the tread on the floor) so the wall bulges out then hit it with the air.

My way is better. No drag, cheaper, silent and light. Just do it!

Rubber twig.

Mudguard!

holycrap
Whyte 46 2007 edition – the pinnacle of all round mountain biking

Do forgive me if I have this all wrong as I am unfamiliar with your sense of humour but that was meant as dry joke yes?

Annoying isn’t it. I would do it for nothing in 5 minutes for you but unfortunately I live 2 hours away.

If you are having trouble, take it to a bike shop instead of buggering up your frame.
Where do you live?

Can’t fit a 19t in with the ebb without cutting the chain and cant be bothered with the faf so I’m going to enjoy the event this year with some buttons to push when it goes up. Easy peasy.

Tollah, he said light single speeds. Towel rail = pig iron 😉

Cranham Sheepscombe Birdlip FTW

Tollah will be along shortly. Failing that I could show you around Bredon, Cleeve, Cotswolds.

Right, to lessen my whinging and increase yours, I riding with gears. So there!

Ok ok I’m 92kg. No where near wok boys 105kg

It’s about 23.5 lbs with gears. Bang on Matt especially after easter 😉
Clean but with ugly gears.

Why thanks. I do like to keep things looking nice. 😉

Money no object for me

hungry monkey
i’d get something a bit more ‘special’ than a lynksey

Agreed, there are far far more special frames out there than a ridgeline. It’s just an off the shelf reasonably priced option for the more sense than money folk.

Why 26″ ss. 29″ far better. Touch paper lit.

I’ll sell you my entry Dave for £15 as long as you whinge hard all the way round for me. Just off out on bike now fat lad.

MS paint for FTW

Oi stop it now. I don’t recall any whinging other that having to do that stupid extra loop, feeling a bit ill after, the cake was a bit stodgy, the fire roads were too long, the beer was flat, the see-saw of truth lied, the company was crap, my sore ass, tolla, ssing, to hot, and I think that was it. 😀

Scrounging a lift with Rosie and Paul so not down until Sat morn. You not seen my new 36er then 😉

Ooohh yeah Stu. Cosy. Scuttles off to shed to find that dusty 19t cog 🙄

I did last year dave, ss, even with all the waiting for the tolla (who did’nt) 😀

Ha, cant remember seeing much of you after the first climb fat lad…

and the winner is… Ryan Harrison

Have I won it already? That was easy. where do I collect my medal. 😆
Cheers DC

YGM

For my ego or your beard 😉