BAAAth up in the north
Eh? Can you define “south” and “north” because, as I read that, south = south east, and north equals everywhere up to about Oxford.
And is the world flat?
For a Yorkshireman, it doesn’t get any easier to pronounce than Bath because it sounds exactly like it’s written. Why the hell it gets called Barth or Borth is beyond me.
So then, how are you supposed to pronounce Slough (like plough?) and Leominster? (Linster?)