my contenders would be:
happy bum
if i look sad it's because i'm upside down
the monkey made me do it
cut'n'shut
you won't believe how much i paid for this
mummy wouldn't buy me a bmx
hello, is it me you're looking for
look no hands
get hammered like jesus
you should see the other guy
dolphins are whores
bike & beer – in that order
tell the missus i'm working late
i'm back in the community
rusty nuts
good lawd, use a mirror once in a while